Kevin: You know I know they have a presentation all written for these next couple awards, but seriously: Do we really need to explain what a male is? Or female?
Howie: I think they covered that in Health Class.
Shawn: In that case, we'll just skip right to the announcement. The Reader's Choice Felix for Best Male goes to:
with runner up:
Jack (from kevmylove's Sinister Devotion) *Walks onto stage and looks around*: Well I'm glad that, getting my ass kicked, getting shot with a horse tranquilizer aaaaaaaand *mumbles quickly* fallinginlove …don't make me repeat that…paid off. So um…I don't usually…erm…say this….but under the circumstances….I guess I will…um…THANKS…to all the fine ladies, that voted for me. *winks and walks away*
Go on to the Next Award or Duck out early, grabbing a list of the winners