Larry King: Tonight. An Absolute Chaos exclusive. We are here at the site of the tragedy--
Chaos: Tragedy?! What tragedy? Oh great...what'm I going to be sued for now...?
Larry King: That after years of high profile exclusives and prestige, I've found myself doing Red Carpet interviews for the Felix Awards...
Chaos: ...
Larry King: So, it says here that you are the owner of Absolute Chaos?
Chaos: Well, I pay the bills, but I wouldn't really call myself the owner exactly.
Larry King: So you've stolen this site?
Chaos: What?! No! I just mean that really, although I pop in now and again, the site really is run by my site mods, Mare and Julilly, who I cannot thank enough for the way they've kept this place running smoothly and for organizing things like this event tonight. I also will take this moment to give credit to the awesome judges panel--especially those who took on extra categories when other judges dropped out. And last but far from least, I need to give credit to Tri for her awesome Felix Award graphics!
Larry King: So what you're saying is that you're a freeloader.
Chaos: ...
Larry King: You enjoy taking credit for other peoples' work?
Chaos: I'm not Tanja! Besides, I'm the first to admit that I don't do a whole lot other than pay the bills and stop in to do occasional script updates and chatting. I'm a pretty small cog in the Absolute Chaos wheel. If the various authors or the readers didn't keep coming back to share their stories or comment on others', the site would pretty much be nothing.
Larry King: And yet, it bears your name.
Chaos: You know...I think I'm needed inside. You know, Opening Monologue to organize and all...
Larry King: Wasn't that done already by Mare?
Chaos: ... Okay, so uh...yeah. But I'm actually in the opening number, so...
Larry King: Breaking Story. Chaos--site administrator or chronic plagiarist? More on that, after the break...
Chaos: Gyaaaah!!!
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