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Felix Reader's Choice Award for Best Villain (24)

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Chaos:

*On stage*

Brian: We all love heroes, but no story would really be complete without a little conflict. *Looks at Kevin*.

Kevin: Hm? Do I have a line here? *squints trying to see the teleprompter*

AJ: Someone who riles things up a little bit now and then. *Looks at Kevin*

Nick: Someone who is pure evil. *looks at Kevin*

Shawn: And the Reader's Choice Felix for Best Villain--

Kevin: HEY! I'm not evil, I just left the band!!!

Shawn:--goes to:


With runners up
and

Kevin: DaniGiggles is currently unavailable, so I'll take that *grabs the award*

Howie: I don't think you're helping your case.

Nick: Even his eyebrows look evil, don't they?

Kevin: Gyaaaah!

*Meanwhile...*

*Tony, Ziva, and Tim chase down the Masked Singer*

*Tony tackles him and brings him down*.

Ziva: Why did you not stop when you heard us coming after you?

Masked Man: After that last performance? I didn't want anyone to know who I was...

Tim: So...you didn't have anything to do with the Award sabatoging?

Masked Man: Um...erm..well ...

Tony: You did. Didn't you?

Masked Man:...No?

Ziva: I have ways of making you talk.

Masked Man: Okay! Okay! I did it! I'm sorry!

Ziva: Who are you?

Masked Man: I'll never tell!

Tim: That's okay. We'll just take off your mask. *Yoink!*

Ziva: You? But...why?

Formerly Masked Man (aka Chaos): I just really didn't think I was going to be involved in the awards this year because I haven't written anything Backstreet related in a long time.

Tony: So why the GottaBeMimi ruse? Come on, you write *awesome* NCIS fics that you could have chosen.

Chaos: But then everyone would have *known* it was me!

Tim: So you wrote...really ...really bad stories?

Chaos: To throw off suspicion...I mean, maybe I'm not known for greatness but nobody would expect me to be *that* bad...

Ziva: But why copy the style of this 'BabyMimi' Carrot Cake?

Tim: That's fruitcake, Ziva...

Chaos: I got the idea from Tanja...I didn't have time to write my own stories, and BabyMimi's were so frequently reviewed...

Tony: Not that ANYONE would condone such a thing, but wouldn't it have made more sense to copy *good* stories?

Chaos: I guess I just didn't think it through...oh man. I'm the poor-man's version of Tanja! I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

*They haul Chaos off to get his head examined, calling off the rest of the investigators*


Go on to the Next Award
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julilly:
The culprit has been revealed!

We'll be right back, after this!

RokofAges75:
LMAO Chaos

Congratulation s, ladies!!!

Sapphire:
congrats to th evil villians.


nice job Lenni!

Rose:
Congrats to the Villains!

Ash how could you!  :o

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