Fic Talk > Felix Awards 2009
Opening Number Spectacular! (0)
Chaos:
The Miscellaneous rap:
The TMNT are beat boxing while everyone else raps:
Hey, yo don't forget about us…we represent the stories from the back of the bus.
It's not all about the Backstreet Boys so why the big fuss?
We're just as important and we'll even cuss!
Miley Cirus: Damn! Hehe
Sam and Dean: You think that Nick is the only one that can get some action? Well you try hunting demons and you'll write a retraction
Sam: Boyeeee! (Dean looks at Sam and shakes his head at his white-ness)
Scrubs cast: Leave it to us to tell a story about cancer
Cast of Law and Order: and we'll be the ones to book the people that rape her…
Everyone: so give us our due and stop selling us short because we're just as important as...
Julilly (comes on stage): Excuse me guys, bathroom break is over and everyone's coming back to their seats so we need you to get off the stage now. Thanks!
*Misc peeps sigh as they shuffle off the stage with heads down, while Julilly smiles evilly.*
Chaos:
*Everyone who was involved in the opening number come back out on stage. Backstreet is standing in the front and everyone else is behind them. *
Everyone sings all together:
Welcome to the Felix Awards…everybody siiiiing.
A night we'll all learn to adore….everybody siiiiing
We hope you'll have a wonderful night.
Full of hope and not any freight
So, let's get started no time to waste
Everybody
Daaaaaaaaaance
Aaaaaaaaand
Siiiiiiiiiiiin g!
*At the very end of the song a huge sand bag falls from the top of the stage and crushes Honey.*
Kevin: HA!!!!!! How did you like that? It sucks, doesn't it? Mhuahahahahaha ha! Okay you can close the curtain now.
Curtain drops, leaving just the Backstreet Boys (and Kevin) at the podium.
Go on to First Award
julilly:
Welcome to the show everyone! The first award will be handed out after a short word from our sponsors.
(A huge thank you to Mare for sharing her brilliance with us on the opening number!)
RokofAges75:
You guys kinda jumped the gun on the 8:00 EST thing, huh? LOL Loved the opening number though!
julilly:
Oh. It's 7pm there isn't it. LOL That's what happens when you put the person in another time zone in charge, damnit!
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