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[luna610]

Ok, this is an excerpt from Reb's 4 Guys and 1 Bed. It was her response to the picture challenge of the guys sleeping in the bed together during the 100 hours tour. She had them fake sleeping to get out of a photoshoot. The whole thing is hilarious! http://absolutechaos.net/viewstory.php?sid=9064&chapter=1

AJ grabbed one of the large pillows that were on the ground and had whacked Nick with it. “Shutup dude, just act like you’re sleeping.”

They all lounged back down on the bed, getting into their fake sleeping positions. Brian, who was lying next to AJ’s half naked self, glanced over at him and noticed the way he chose to sleep, which he had the large pillow situated in between his legs, his cycling shorts hiked up kind of high and his left hand near his groin area.

“Dude, you DO NOT sleep like that, you know good and well I wouldn't let you sleep like that next to me.” Brian whispered harshly, trying hard not to be heard by Kevin and ruin their plan.

“Then I guess you just don’t know me as well as I thought you did.” AJ whispered back.

Before any of them could get another word out, they heard someone right outside the door, causing them all to fall and remain silent, getting back into their sleeping positions and closing their eyes. They heard Kevin right outside the room, but heard his voice drift away.

Nick rose up and looked them over, “Dude, how believable is this, like seriously? Do ya’ll honestly think Kevin’s gonna walk up in here and be like ‘Wow, the guys are really sleeping, I think I’ll just let them sleep and cancel the photoshoot.’ I mean, look at us… AJ and I are the only ones that look like we’re really sleeping or whatever. Rok, since when the hell do you wear jeans to bed?”

“Since AJ decided to sleep the way he’s posing.” Brian grumbled.

Again, they all fell silent when they heard Kevin right outside the door of their room. Brian shot a look at AJ before he went down to the bed, “Damnit AJ, I swear you better move your hand before I…” he stops short of his sentence when he heard the doorknob jiggling, and they all pretended to be sleeping just as Kevin walked in.

“Guys… we…” Kevin slurred off when he found his four brothers passed out on the king sized bed. “Oh no guys… I am not falling for this… you guys can stop pretending because we’re gonna do this photo-”

Kevin was interrupted as their appointed photographer walked into the room, “Kevin, what’s going on?” he asked as stepped beside Kevin, seeing four of the five members crashed out on one bed, causing him to lightly gasp. “What is this?”

Kevin looked over to their photographer, “I’m sorry Richard, I was just coming in to get them up and ready.”

“This is brilliant!” Richard exclaimed as he brought his professional camera forward, “Don’t even bother waking them up, this is a perfect shot right here!”

Brian’s breathing hitched when he heard what the photographer said. “Move… your… hand… Alex.” he managed to get out in a whisper, near AJ’s ear.

[mare]

aww! You guys, I feel the love  and i'm glad you think i'm funny! Rose is it sad that I read that and laughed and then clicked on it to see who wrote it. I didn't realize it was from The Apartment lmao I don't even remember writing that!

Those two scenes you both mentioned in Why were my two favorite ones to write as was that photographer scene in Total Kaos. lol

I also enjoyed writing Kevin not beiong able to put together things in the 5 Santas story lol

Also loved that Reb short story. LOL it was too cute and funny. There were a lot of really funny shorts that came from past challenges on here as well.

[Pengi]

*wheezing like incredible*  omg This thread is killing me...

[luna610]

Yeah, a lot of the challenge stories are hilarious. The ones about HOwie's nickname Diesel. LOL.

[evergreenwriter83]

I couldn't find the chapter on Mickey D's but I also like:

http://www.absolutechaos.net/viewstory.php?sid=10059&chapter=6-dressing room

http://www.absolutechaos.net/viewstory.php?sid=10059&textsize=0&chapter=8-bath tub

It's sad but I had to go re-read these.  Well, not the bath tub one because I just did a 'deja vu' chapter regarding that one...but the dressing room one I must have had too many Mt. Dews that day!

[evergreenwriter83]

I couldn't find the chapter on Mickey D's but I also like:

http://www.absolutechaos.net/viewstory.php?sid=10059&chapter=6-dressing room

http://www.absolutechaos.net/viewstory.php?sid=10059&textsize=0&chapter=8-bath tub

By the way...there's two Mickey D chapters...lem me see if I can find them ::runs off::

.....Alright I'm back!

Chapter Five is the first time....
http://absolutechaos.net/viewstory.php?sid=10059&textsize=0&chapter=5

And then there's Chapter Sixty Five which I think I might like even more than Chapter 5...lol
http://absolutechaos.net/viewstory.php?sid=10059&textsize=0&chapter=65

[carterkid]

Both are hilarious.