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Author Topic: Abridged Fanfics?  (Read 3227 times)

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Abridged Fanfics?
« on: May 06, 2007, 10:48:03 PM »
I was thinking of making a new gag manga series...

This is my first one... Don't know if it makes much sense, but... Contendings

Anyway, I wanted to create one about Abridged Backstreet FanFics.

Here's the text of essentially what is the first and third chapters...

Chapter One: The Mary Sue

Mary Sue: Hi, My name is [insert whatever name you feel like here] and today I met this amazing group called the Backstreet Boys! *insert poster here*

Mary Sue: I have many numerous talents, including, but not limited too: A singing voice to rival that of people who have spent hours perfecting their craft, but I just pulled it out of nowhere... I act, dance, play any instrument you ask, even random ones, like the tuba! I love old people and puppies! I go to college and have tons of money... Somehow... But my parents aren't rich and I just happen to be the same age as Nick! Oh yeah, and I paint.

Nick: Holy cow, I think I'm in love.

Howie: Why aren't I in this comic?

Kawaii Dee-chan: Sorry, Howie, it's Nick the fans want, not you. And besides, you're in the randomly inserted poster.

Howie: *cries* But half my face is cut off....

Kawaii Dee-chan: But you're still there.

*two weeks later*

Nick: I just married the woman of my dreams and had three beautiful children.

Kawaii Dee-chan: Do you have any concept of realistic time, Nick?

Nick: Nope, I'm horribly OOC.

Fans: OMG, this roxors!!!!!!!!

Kawaii Dee-chan: And what the hell does that mean?

Fans: I luff you!

Nick: OMGz, this roxors, I luff my perfect wife who can't exist in any human reality.

Kawaii Dee-chan: *hits head* I need to find a new hobby.....

Chapter Two: The Girl Band

Chapter Three: Backstreet Boys in Fantasy plots...

*The Boys appear in a very empty and white panel*

Nick: Okay! Where's the plot?

Kawaii Dee-chan: There is no plot. No one reads you guys in a Fantasy.

Nick: *sweatdrop* You mean... I got dressed up in this crazy outfit for no reason?

Kawaii Dee-chan: *shrugs* Pretty much.

*On behalf of all the Fatasy Writers everywhere...*

Yami: That's it! Someone is so getting a mind crush!

Fans: OMGz... Who R U?

Yami: *sweat drop* Just go back to writing your Puzzleshipping fic.

Yaoi Fangirls: OMGz! Puzzleshipping! *heart eyes*

Backstreet fans: Who R U?

Yaoi Fangirls: Puzzleshipping roxors!!!

Yami: 'Kay... I'm gonna go find Malik's whips and chains....

Yaoi fangirls: *heart eyes*

Backstreet fans: What happened to Nick's super special awesome girlfriend from last chapter?

Nick: Why am I still wearing this outfit!??!

Well... That's basically it.... Except they're accompanied by lovely pictures....

Let me know if you all think this is stupid.... :-[
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Re: Abridged Fanfics?
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2007, 03:02:29 AM »
I have to say your manga sketches rocks. and this is funny, i totally get it, considering i did something similar in a collab before, minus the manga bits, lol. and LOL @ the fantasy shoutouts, that rocks!
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Re: Abridged Fanfics?
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2007, 10:28:25 AM »
I love the idea, and I would totally read that.

I already told you how much I loved that first manga you drew.
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Re: Abridged Fanfics?
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2007, 02:19:32 PM »
Yay! :)

And the best thing about this story.... You could probably take five minutes or less and get caught up on the entire thing. :D

Okay, I feel like drawing now. :)
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Re: Abridged Fanfics?
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2007, 02:26:46 PM »
Quote from: mers on May 07, 2007, 03:02:29 AM
I have to say your manga sketches rocks. and this is funny, i totally get it, considering i did something similar in a collab before, minus the manga bits, lol. and LOL @ the fantasy shoutouts, that rocks!


And I forgot to mention how much I loved that story, which I did. :)
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.

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