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50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
twofaced:
Ok, so I've now made it to the "turning point" where everyone who's read it says it gets good (aka the first sex scene...)
Remember how I mentioned earlier about the "sausage"? Yeah, no, it was worse... "I begin to enjoy my very own Christian Grey flavored popsicle" *bangs head against wall*
There is so much to say, and most of the people I work with have been deterred from reading it thanks to my running commentary on the book. I mean, seriously, we went from a 21 year old virgin who's never even touched herself into a girl that can give a mind-blowing bj without being taught how. Really????
Ugh.
RokofAges75:
OMFG That's a real line in the story?? Christian Grey flavored popsicle?? I just threw up in my mouth a little. ???
Sakabelle:
LMAO. Wow. That is amazing. I gave up on the book, honestly. I have very little patience and that book was just boring.
But maybe now I'll just have to read all of the terrible sex scenes lol
RokofAges75:
Can you record yourself reading all of the terrible sex scenes out loud with cheesy porno music playing in the background, please? That would amuse me greatly.
I wonder if someone on YouTube has already done that...
RokofAges75:
LMAO I did find Ellen DeGeneres's attempt at a 50 Shades audiobook: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on3JCwnwHbU
LMFAO and here's the popsicle line, sung karaoke style on Jimmy Fallon! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imsm9TyI6t0
LMFAO Gilbert Gottfried has one too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
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