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50 questions survey
mers:
Names: Sam & Dean Winchester (CLM)
1. Are any of your toes on your foot connected?
Dean: What kind of a question is this?
Sam: Yes. I checked.
Dean: You’re an idiot.
2.Which do you use more a pen or pencil?
Sam: Pen. I like to bite on the pen cap, force of habit.
Dean: I try not to use any of them because I hate writing.
Sam: Yes Dean, but the question ask for one so just answer okay?
Dean: Fine. Pencil.
Sam: You’re not going to tell them why you chose pencil?
Dean: Because you said pen.
Sam: You’re such a jerk.
Dean: And we all know you’re my bitch.
3. Look at your planner for june 30th what if anything do u have planned?
Sam: Let’s see…Yeah, if things go as planned, we’re scheduled to Florida to take down a raw head.
Dean: Ugh, I hate those things. So uh yeah…wherever he’s going, I’m there.
4. Do you use toothpaste?
Sam: Toothpaste and mouthwash. Yes, I use them.
Dean: Yeah, toothpaste…those things rock. Not only you brush your teeth with them, they’re a good substitute for burn creams.
5. What was the last thing you dreamed about?
Sam: the Yellow Eyed Demon. He was very pissed at Dean. Was bitching about a colt.
Dean: Jenna Jameson. Pretty wild.
6. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Sam: *is sad*
Dean: today, it’s muddy green. Smells kind of funny too. Like a week old piss.
Sam: We don’t have a home, much less a bedroom.
Dean: Sam?
Sam: Yeah Dean?
Dean: Shut up.
7. How many passengers does your car hold?
Sam: Oh here we go…
Dean: my girl can take 4 at the most on her back. And her booth man…you can hide a body in there. Good times.
Sam: You hide me in there one time remember?
Dean: Like I said, good times.
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
Dean: Oh God…
Sam: We never get to keep a pet. Dad said we can’t have one since we’re always moving around so much. One time, we found this really cute cat, he was brown though, not black and white but it was so cute and we named him Mordac and Dean even bought a can of cat food for him because I kept saying how tiny he looked and –
Dean: Okay, they get the picture Sammy, lets move on shall we?
9. What is your favorite canned soup?
Sam: those Summer Vegetable ones. I love it.
Dean: I don’t eat soup.
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Russia?
Sam: I don’t think so…do we know anyone from Russia Dean?
Dean: I know a girl from Russia…I don’t think Sammy does though. I was eighteen and she was seventeen and has the longest legs ever known to man.
Sam: We don’t know anyone from Russia.
11. Did you ever go into a room and forget what you went in there for?
Sam: I don’t think so. We’re trained to be vigilant at all times.
Dean: Nope.
12. Who is the last baby that you held?
Sam: Hmmm.
Dean: I only remember holding this one. And that was some 24 years ago.
Sam: Awww Dean.
Dean: Shut up Sammy.
13. Do you know all the words to the star spangled banner?
Sam: Yes, I do.
Dean: Should I?
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
Sam: You know, I just realised, I never own a car. Why is that?
Dean: Just this Impala baby. Nothing else comes close.
16. Pick one, having an std or sharing a bed with michael jackson?
Sam: I’m uncomfortable answering this question.
Dean: I’ll share a bed with Michael Jackson. I’ll even make myself useful in his kitchen.
17. Last time you went to a zoo?
Sam: I can’t remember. I don’t think Dad has every brought us to the zoo.
Dean: Sure he did. You were fifteen and we were after a possessed monkey, remember? Possessed monkey…lamest gig ever.
Sam: Is this the time when you made me bait?
Dean: the monkey seem to have an attraction with you. Must be the hair.
Sam: I got a 5 inch gash on my forehead because of that Dean.
Dean: Chicks dig scars, I was doing you a favour.
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
Sam: *is sad again* We don’t have a house…
Dean: Ugh. Next!
19. Closest thing to you that is plaid?
Sam: Dean has quite a few fugly plaid shirts.
Dean: Shut up. I’m not the one who has a printed shirt of a friggin’ dog across his chest.
Sam: It was a gift!
Dean: Sure it is, Sammy.
20. Last person to give you a hicky?
Sam: It was Madison. She was a werewolf so I had to kill her. *is sad*
Dean: she gave you more than a hicky if I remember correctly.
Sam: You’re such a jerk Dean.
21. Who is the last person who wrote you a check?
Dean: Please. We don’t get paid for these gigs.
Sam: We hustle at pool
Dean: You mean I hustle at pool while you preach about how it’s not honest?
Sam: Yeah.
22. How many unframed pictures do u have in your house?
Sam: *is sad*
Dean: One more house related question and I’m shooting you with a round of rocksalt.
23. Last time you had a date that began with dinner and ended with lunch?
Sam: That would be with Jessica, my girlfriend. She died. *is sighing*
Dean: Yeah…
24. Have you ever applied for a job where the waitresses wear shorty shorts and halters?
Sam: Wow. I don’t think so.
Dean: Nope. I hang out at such places though.
25. How many pairs of underwear do you have?
Sam: That’s pretty private don’t you think?
Dean: I don’t count my underwear. Who does anyway?
26. Last time you received flowers?
Sam: I don’t think I have ever received flowers before.
Dean: Me either. That’s so lame.
27. Do you play with your hair?
Sam: No.
Dean: Sure you do.
Sam: No I don’t.
Dean: Really? Cause that’s the kind of pansy ass stuff you’d normally do.
Sam: You’re very mean Dean.
28. Do you take anything in your coffee?
Sam: I love frappe cappuccino.
Dean: Chicks’ drinks then?
Sam: shut up.
29. Do you have any marshmallows?
Sam: Not right now.
Dean: I have M&Ms.
30. Who was your high school's most popular female?
Sam: this girl called Mackenzie. I had a crush on her.
Dean: I slept with her.
31. Last person who told you to eff off?
Sam: Dean.
Dean: Yeah.
32. Last time you used mouthwash?
Sam: This morning.
Dean: Last night.
33. Would you like to learn to play the harp?
Sam: It’s an interesting piece of equipment. I hear it can get rid of succubus.
Dean: Hell no. And why would you want to get rid of succubus? They’re good for some…things.
Sam: Dean, always thinking with your downstairs brain.
34. How many entry ways are there into your living room?
Dean: Sam.
Sam: Yes Dean?
Dean: Salt gun, now!
35. Last thing you read?
Sam: this morning’s papers.
Dean: some notes Sam wrote about the raw head in Florida.
36. What was the last pageant you attended?
Sam: Yeah, I think I speak for the both of us when I say we don’t do pageant.
Dean: I’d love to go to one though.
Sam: Sure you do.
37. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Sam: I don’t know who bought the pizza but we ate some right after I woke up from being dead. I didn’t know I died back then but yeah, being dead makes a guy really hungry.
Dean: Lets not talk about being dead shall we?
Sam: Sure Dean, how about you have 360 days left?
Dean: Sam.
Sam: Yeah, yeah. It was pepperoni and cheese, best thing ever.
Dean: It was Bobby.
Sam: What?
Dean: He bought the pizza.
Sam: Oh. I love Bobby.
38. Ever rode in a limo?
Dean: Blech. I’d take my Impala thank you much.
Sam: I’d love to be in a Limo.
39. What is the last thing you stapled?
Sam: This is going to sound gross, but we stapled a Rashaksa against the wall before offing it’s head.
Dean: That was an awesome gig.
40. Did you ever drink milk & Pepsi?
Sam: Like, at the same time?
Dean: That’s just stupid.
41. Are your feet ticklish?
Sam: Umm.
Dean: Sam has ticklish feet.
Sam: It bothers me that you know this.
Dean: I know everything about you little brother.
Sam: It still bothers me.
42. Last time you saw fireworks?
Sam: Hey, remember that one time we mixed gun powder with some firecrackers behind Pastor Jim’s backyard?
Dean: Oh yeah. We blew the damn thing up in the middle of a Sunday sermon.
Sam: Dad was so pissed.
Dean: Oh yeah, I remember that too.
44. Who is the last person that drove u some where?
Sam: Probably Dean. He always drives. He has trust issues.
Dean: The only other person I let drive this baby is Sam, so that’d be him. Don’t know when or where though.
45. Last time you parked under a carport?
Sam: I can’t remember.
Dean: What the hell is a carport?
46. Do you have a black dog?
Sam: We don’t get to keep pets remember?
Dean: Bobby has one. Closest thing to a pet we ever had.
Sam: Ah yes, Rumsfeld. I love him.
47. Do you have any A1 in your fridge?
Sam: You need a fridge first. Since we don’t have a house…
Dean: You really want another round with my salt gun don’t you?
48. Are you a dominating person?
Sam: I’m not. Dean likes to think he is.
Dean: Shut up.
49. Who has the prettiest toes that you know of?
Dean: Mom did.
Sam: She did?
Dean: Yup.
50. When is the last time you saw a transvestite?
Dean: Oh, this comes with a great story –
Sam: He’s not telling this great story.
Dean: You’re such a bitch you know that?
Sam: And you’re such a jerk.
marina:
Mersey, I'm really ROTFL Those were hilarious! Nick with the wallpaper on his laptop reply and the halo question :D And your Sam and Dean are too funny, everytime I read *is sad* I was laughing like crazy (poor Sammy lol) And the question about the most popular girl. Sam: I had a crush on her. Dean: I slept with her. ROTFL. Using Dean's words 'yeah that sounds like him' lol
marina:
--- Quote from: Rose on June 23, 2007, 12:52:32 AM ---I just have to say I would love you forever if you updated Yesterday's Blue Skies. That Nick is great hehe.
And Dee, my girl in the 3rd time I did this lol, is human but she grew up far from earth and its the year 3999 for her lol
--- End quote ---
Aww I'm really trying although I know I should try more. I have one chapter that I wrote like 2 years ago but I don't want to start updating and then stop again, I know where this story is going I just need to find the time to write it. And I need to find time to read too, I'm reading these surveys and realizing there are some really interesting stories out there that I'm missing.
mare:
All of you guys did a great job on these surveys.
mers:
5. What was the last thing you dreamed about?
I was being chased down the street by a huge platypus oh and Angelina Jolie was there and she was naked.
7. How many passengers does your car hold?
about ten normal sized people or fifteen Howies
11. Did you ever go into a room and forget what you went in there for?
Dude i've gone into countries and haven't remembered what I went in there for!
16. Pick one, having an std or sharing a bed with michael jackson?
I think it would be safe to sleep with MJ because i'm a little old for him but I guess I could always send Howie in as my double.
17. Last time you went to a zoo?
OMG enough with Zoos! Brian is zoo obsessed!
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
Yes I have clown wallpaper just to freak out AJ!
19. Closest thing to you that is plaid?
i'm starting to get bored with this! Howie's nose!
20. Last person to give you a hicky?
Howie D
21. Who is the last person who wrote you a check?
Howie. He tried to bribe me not to tell everyone he gave me a hicky!
22. How many unframed pictures do u have in your house?
Like I count unframed pictures, who do you think I am Kevin?
23. Last time you had a date that began with dinner and ended with lunch?
Sweetheart, my dates always end up like that. *licks screen*
24. Have you ever applied for a job where the waitresses wear shorty shorts and halters?
No, but Howie has! hehehe
27. Do you play with your hair?
No, I play with AJ's one hair though.
31. Last person who told you to eff off?
Howie for making fun of him all over this survey.
32. Last time you used mouthwash?
I refuse to. It's against my religion.
33. Would you like to learn to play the harp?
Yeah when i'm dead.
36. What was the last pageant you attended?
I don't know but I bet naked women were involved.
39. What is the last thing you stapled?
Howie's underwear together.
40. Did you ever drink milk & Pepsi?
Tried it once and almost threw up!
41. Are your feet ticklish?
Do goats fly?
43. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
If I told you i'd have to kill you because then Kevin would kill me. He has us on a no carb diet getting ready for this tour.
44. Who is the last person that drove u some where?
Some driver who we think might have been a terrorist
49. Who has the prettiest toes that you know of?
Um.... we'll go with Howie again.
50. When is the last time you saw a transvestite?
Actually Howie is wearing a cheerleading outfit right now!
*runs away from Howie*
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omg those cracked me up SO bad!!! lmao!!! and poor Howie, he's the object of Nick's um...affection ...isnt he? hahaha.
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