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People with sneezing fetishes!
Jeez, I should look into a career in that... I'm always sneezing cause of my allergies, adn I can blow my nose really loud when I want to... I bet there's some kind of career in making videos of yourself sneezing or something...
I watched this episode of "Secret Lives of Women" on the WE channel about chicks who are foot models for guys with foot fetishes... the guys come over to their houses and rub the women's feet all over their faces and stuff...
Easy job though; all they have to do is paint their toenails and let other people touch their feet.