^That's awesome. My nickname of wench doesn't in any way come from me being a wench, but instead from one of the Pirates movies. I was dragged to one of them with him (I hadn't seen all of the previous one, I was too busy making out with the hot guy I was supposed to be seeing it with, so sue me), and when Salty Wench was mentioned in the movie he turns to me and goes "That's so your new name!" So now I am called Salty Wench.
I call him eveil bunny as of recently. I used to call him butthead. He told me he was as innocent as a bunny, and I replied "Yeah, and evil bunny", thus the nickname evil bunny.