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Fic Talk => I Challenge You.... => Topic started by: Rose on July 12, 2013, 04:02:26 AM

Title: The "Top Ten" Challenge
Post by: Rose on July 12, 2013, 04:02:26 AM
Remember when the Boys did Letterman's top ten?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXhy6-5fAbU

It just inspired a challenge for me. Well an idea but I thought it'd make a neat challenge too. I'm going to list all the fake lyrics here. Your job is to use one as the premise for a story about the boys. For example: "Show Me The German Who Seized Your Monkey" - you can have it about the monkey being snatched or maybe the Boys are asking so they can rescue it LOL. Random? Yes, but I think it'd be hilarious.

Fake Lyrics:

10. Everybody / Yeah / Check your body / Yeah / Take a moment / After being out in the sticks / To check yourself for ticks!
Everybody (Backsteet's Back)

9. I don't care who you are / Where you're from / What you did / I have very low standards
ALAYLM

8. Show me the German who seized your monkey
SMTMOBL

7. Sometimes I wish I could / Know your thoughts / By listening in on your phone calls / Follow all your moves, online, each day / You should work for the NSA
QPGWMH

6. I hope that things work out for the Men's Wearhouse guy
INBYH

5. All you people can't ya see, can't ya see / Ford is the finest car company / Fiesta, Focus, Fusion / A Ford will treat you right / Ford: it's the ride of your life! (after the song - Kevin: We just made 50 Grand)
Larger Than Life

4. Believe me it's no offense to you / I'm just not sure what we’re supposed to do / Let's wait on the activity to see if what Michael Douglas said is true
AIHTG

3. They were wrong / When they thought that Jimmy Hoffa was buried / In concrete
Incomplete

2. He was pushin' 400 pounds / Really hoped his weight would come down / His secret plan was a gastric band / So why's Chris Christie still big as a van?
Shape Of My Heart

1. Don’t know why / It wasn't something we planned / Everytime / Five guys create a boyband / Who knows why / It always turns out this way: four straight and one gay
IWITW
Title: Re: The "Top Ten" Challenge
Post by: RokofAges75 on July 12, 2013, 04:11:47 AM
Funny... thanks for the excuse to watch this again!  My favorites are #1 and #9 because they're so true, but I love the Ford one too - I think that should be a commercial, for real!!
Title: Re: The "Top Ten" Challenge
Post by: Rose on July 12, 2013, 04:13:58 AM
I dunno, I like #8 cause it's so damn random lol. But #1 and #9 are my faves too.

The Ford one should SO be commercial! It sounded like one perfectly!
Title: Re: The "Top Ten" Challenge
Post by: mare on July 12, 2013, 04:18:55 AM
# 8 is my favorite, especially since at the time I was like WTF are they talking about? lmao
Title: Re: The "Top Ten" Challenge
Post by: Sakabelle on August 02, 2013, 08:10:14 AM
Great idea for a challenge, Rose!

I may actually be able to do something with the Ford one LOL. Finally I can put all this car company knowledge to good use!

#1 is also hilarious though, I hope someone writes that!