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Title: Musical Number (22)
Post by: Chaos on August 01, 2009, 03:42:56 PM

*Lights go out for a few moments. When they come back up, everyone has left the stage except one person, who is wearing a bag over his head to disguise his identity.*

(To the tune of Katy Perry's "Waking Up in Vegas")

Masked Man: You gotta help me out
This chapter's just not right
I need some caffeine 'cause this
scene's so long it's a joke

I lost my train of thought
Stuck in one stupid spot
I'm over-thinkin'
Emotions so overwrought

Not gonna wash out
Won't give in to writer's block
Not gonna give up
Remember what you told me

Shut up and put your pencil to your paper…
That's what you get for writing too much fanfic
Sit down and type, crank out another scene now
That's what you get for writing too much fanfic

Why did I write that scene?
It borders on obscene.
Least there's no penguins.
Why's there no punctuation marks?
Must call a beta.
'Cause now I'll have someone to blame!

Not gonna give up.
Remember what you told me.

Shut up and put your pencil to your paper…
That's what you get for writing too much fanfic
Sit down and type, crank out another scene now
That's what you get for writing too much fanfic

You got me into this
A plot bunny overload
Muse is out of my control.
Send out an update note
And get some feedback?
Or should I tear this one up?

Not gonna give up
Remember what you told me
Remember what you told me
Remember what you old me told me told me

oooooo yikes

Shut up and put your pencil to your paper…
That's what you get for writing too much fanfic
Sit down and type, crank out another scene now
That's what you get for writing too much fanfic!

*The Masked Singer flees the stage*

 Go on to the Next Award (http://absolutechaos.net/fictalk/index.php/topic,1867.0.html)
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Title: Re: Musical Number (22)
Post by: julilly on August 01, 2009, 08:13:58 PM
Ok! ... um, that was great right? *clap* Nice bag, by the way...

*ahem* THE READERS CHOICE AWARDS ARE NEXT!
Title: Re: Musical Number (22)
Post by: Rose on August 01, 2009, 08:17:11 PM
LMAO nice song, but what's wrong with penguins? Penguins are awesome! lol
Title: Re: Musical Number (22)
Post by: honey on August 01, 2009, 08:18:55 PM
hahaha.  *throws a penguin up on stage*
Title: Re: Musical Number (22)
Post by: Chrissy on August 01, 2009, 08:21:03 PM
"Sit down and type, crank out another scene now"  Oh man, I feel the pressure to update!  :D
Title: Re: Musical Number (22)
Post by: Rose on August 01, 2009, 08:34:21 PM
hahaha.  *throws a penguin up on stage*

Thank you lol.  :-* The lack of penguin love in that song was appalling lol.
Title: Re: Musical Number (22)
Post by: Sinara on August 05, 2009, 11:06:37 PM
Wow, that was better than the original! Is this version on iTunes?  ;)