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Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« on: June 07, 2008, 12:20:03 AM »

Hello & Howdy from the Tall Corn State otherwise known as BFE aka Bum Freaked Egypt!
   My name is Susan and I am older than dirt according to my eleven year old daughter. I have been reading stories from AC for over a year now & have decided to make my presence known in other areas of the site. LoL... Going from the silent reader to the friendly forum chatter. Shouldn't be a problem for me since I like to talk and give the occasional smart-ass comment!
   A little about me... I am a 35 year old single mom, who owns my own graphic design company. I live in a small town in NW Iowa. When I say small, I do mean small too... the population of my town is 1,489- which includes families who live on the farms on the outskirts of town. As far as people actually living in the town, it is right around 750 (Just a little useless knowledge for you.) As I said earlier, I have an eleven year old daughter who is going through a very severe case of premature PMS. Although she is my world, I am not sure she will make it to her teen years if this is how her preteen years are playing out. LoL... This site has become an escape from my reality, so for my sanity, I sincerely hope it never shuts down!
   I have been a BSB fan for a few years now, not an overly obsessed crazed fan by any means though. I don't own a single poster, book or any other memorabilia. I have never been to a concert, I have never bought a magazine with their picture on the cover and I don't have any desire to stalk them. I don't want to kill, maim or hurt their girlfriends or wives either. I figure they need to find & do what makes them happy. I simply like their music and enjoy reading stories involving them. As far as my favorite, I would have to lean towards Kevin because I am honest enough to admit that his looks drive my mind & imagination straight into the smut gutter. Although, I must say that after reading several stories on here, Nick has moved up to my second favorite. Now, if I could just replace Nick with Kevin's body in some of those hot scenes, I would be in a very happy place- in my head anyway!
   There are so many talented authors on this site, that I am amazed almost daily of their abilities. The variety of plots and scenarios keep my interest enough that I find myself checking the site for updates several times a day. Thank God that I don't have a job outside my home, without a doubt; I would be fired for reading the stories or checking for updates too often. Just a quick compliment as well about this site, I have been extremely pleased that when I have had a question & emailed the owner, I always received a quick, polite reply answering my questions. Much thanks and Kudos to you for that!
   That is about all I can think of to say at the moment. This is a great site and I have truly enjoyed the time I have spent here. To all the authors, please keep up the amazing job you are doing!
 
Susan Rae- The Iowan
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2008, 12:27:25 AM »

Well hello and howdy back Susan! Glad you finally decided to stop giving us all the silent treatment. And LOL at your daughters premature PMS. My daughter seems to suffer from that occasionally and a nasty prima-donna syndrome too and she's only three. Good to know she may not grow out of it. This sight is really addictive, but be careful because these boards are just as bad.

Anyway, welcome!


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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2008, 12:51:35 AM »

Welcome Susan!  Glad to see you've decided to join us here on the forums :) I'm Steph!
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2008, 07:48:27 AM »

Welcome to the forum!
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2008, 08:01:02 AM »

Welcome Susan! I'm glad you decided to partake in the fun of the boards. I'm Mel by the way. Hope you enjoy it here!
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2008, 08:21:36 AM »

heya...I'm Kristal. welcome.  ;)
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2008, 11:26:09 AM »

Welcome to the board! :) Iowa huh? They have a lot of corn there... and cows... I had to go there once and it was the worst eight-hour drive ever.
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2008, 11:58:18 AM »

You think the drive was bad, that is only half as painful as living here!! LoL
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2008, 12:01:26 PM »

And thanks for the all the Welcomes! ;D I am feeling mighty special right now, not the short bus kinda special... the warm fuzzy kinda special... just like the fluffy bunny that I am! LoL
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2008, 12:25:09 PM »

And thanks for the all the Welcomes! ;D I am feeling mighty special right now, not the short bus kinda special... the warm fuzzy kinda special... just like the fluffy bunny that I am! LoL


you'll fit in here just fine. Just watch out for Sarah (starbeamz2) she has a bad habit of tossing fluffy bunnies around..
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2008, 12:37:51 PM »

Welcome Susan! :)
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2008, 12:43:06 PM »

welcome Susan, I am new to the forum to. I have been around AC for awhile though. Nice to have you here. By the wy, I am Brandy.
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2008, 01:30:59 PM »

Hey! Welcome to the board. ;D I'm Amy.
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2008, 03:15:57 PM »

You think the drive was bad, that is only half as painful as living here!! LoL

I don't know, I don't normally get carsick when I'm not in a car. lol
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Re: Hellos & Howdys From Iowa
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2008, 03:27:17 PM »

Nicksgal,
   Remember those cows you saw? Try having the draft of a dairy farm or hog confinement emptying out their waste pits and then spreading the liquidized manure in the fields next to where you are staying... car sickness almost sounds like a holiday compared to that! HeHe! ;)
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