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Author Topic: Funniest scenes/chapters  (Read 3970 times)

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Funniest scenes/chapters
« on: July 24, 2010, 12:42:45 PM »
Since we got on the topic of funny scenes in the other thread (favorite scenes/chapters), I thought I'd start a new one just for the funniest scenes you've ever written or read in a fanfic.

Post links or even short excerpts if you think they are parts that even people who haven't read the whole story would get a kick out of.
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Re: Funniest scenes/chapters
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2010, 02:12:36 PM »
Ooo yay! There are quite a few I can think of...*says in Arnold voice* I"ll be back  :D
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Re: Funniest scenes/chapters
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2010, 02:34:40 PM »
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Re: Funniest scenes/chapters
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2010, 02:44:11 PM »
ooh this will be fun! LOL I'll have to go fishing for some.
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Re: Funniest scenes/chapters
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2010, 11:19:48 PM »
Ok, it's gonna take me time to find them so I'll probably just post them as I remember. Here is a newer one so here you go. The link is from Cruise Control by evergreenwrite r83 from The Coaster Series.

The guys are on a cruise ship with some fans and something "interesting" happens. Written in the female's lead POV. It's funny because well, I can see this happening...
http://www.absolutechaos.net/viewstory.php?sid=10087&textsize=0&chapter=18
« Last Edit: July 24, 2010, 11:23:05 PM by luna610 »
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Re: Funniest scenes/chapters
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2010, 11:32:58 PM »
I have one in mind...*runs to go get it*
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2010, 11:36:37 PM »
This is one I gush about cause it seriously stands out in my mind lmao.

It's from Mare's "Why I'd Do It All Again" http://www.absolutechaos.net/viewstory.php?sid=4981&chapter=48

They're supposed to be on diets, and of course Nick breaks it. LMAO. This is his reaction when he realizes he's about to be caught LOL
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Re: Funniest scenes/chapters
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2010, 11:40:44 PM »
OMG Rose!!! That one cracks me up! I didn't even read it because I know what you're talking about. I can totally see it. Shit is hilarious.  :D :D

Ok here's another one from Mare but it's from Total Kaos 24/7...a look back in time with an interesting photographer (Fritz Afforblat).
http://www.absolutechaos.net/viewstory.php?sid=8218&chapter=2
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2010, 11:53:12 PM »
OMG Sel I love that story! The angel photoshoot LMFAO
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Re: Funniest scenes/chapters
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2010, 11:55:55 PM »
I know! I swear, I was crying I was laughing so hard at that. Same thing with the story you posted...like 90% of it I was laughing. Like when Nick got drunk by himself in the hotel room and then got yelled at by Kevin when he came back. Damn, now I'm gonna be rereading all of these now.
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2010, 11:57:07 PM »
LOL or when he falls out of the window in Why, all cause he was trying to get his damn sandwich lmao
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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2010, 12:00:27 AM »
Quote from: Rose on July 24, 2010, 11:57:07 PM
LOL or when he falls out of the window in Why, all cause he was trying to get his damn sandwich lmao

I know! OMG...I'm sitting at the computer now literally cracking up. Hubby's probably in the living room like WTF?   :crazy:
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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2010, 12:01:50 AM »
Have you read The Apartment? That one is also a classic LOL
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Re: Funniest scenes/chapters
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2010, 12:07:26 AM »
Yes! I have. I found fanfic late but when I did, I totally had a field day. LOL. I'm trying to think of more...I'm looking through stories now.
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« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2010, 12:09:37 AM »
I gotta go and paste this cause the dialogue still cracks me up LMAO.

“Oh yeah? Well you know what I got?”



“What did you get Bri?”



“I got a box! And not only did I get a box but I got an EMPTY box! So try topping that! HA!” He nodded and took a bite out of his slice.



“You’re never going to stop with the box thing are you smart ass?”



“You know Kevin I have to tell you that my butt is confused. Yes you are totally confusing my butt. One minute you call him smart, then dumb, sometimes lazy, sometimes wise. He doesn’t know what to do about it!”



“Is that right?”



“Yes he told me if you keep it up he’ll end up in therapy!”



“How often do you talk to your ass Brian?” AJ had to ask, playing along.



“We talk often…don’t worry he never says anything bad about you.”



“Well that’s good.”



“Brian this is the dumbest conversation I think I have ever heard.”



“Well obviously you have never listened in on one of Brian and Nick’s farting rules conversations.” Howie said shaking his head at even saying the word fart.



“Nope and I’m glad I have missed those!”



“I never talk to my wiener though so… no worries” AJ spit his soda out at that remark and of course it landed on Kevin. All of them burst into laughter, except for Kev, who calmly got up and grabbed a paper towel to dry himself off.



Nick finally came out of the bathroom and sat at the table, the laughter immediately dying down when he took a seat.



“My hands are all clean Kevin! You happy?”



“Positively giddy yes!”



“Would you like to smell them to make sure I’m not lying to you?”



“Nick I don’t want to smell your hands so NEVER ask me that again please.” Once again everyone cracked up.



“Why was everyone laughing before?”



“Brian was talking about his ass and what it tells him.”



“Oh.” He said as he grabbed a piece of pizza, folded it and stuck it in his mouth.



“He said oh like this is a conversation that you have had before.” Kevin said sounding oddly disturbed but yet not totally surprised.



“My ass is popular. He’s very friendly.”

http://absolutechaos.net/viewstory.php?sid=2564&chapter=21
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