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[twofaced]

Ok, so I've now made it to the "turning point" where everyone who's read it says it gets good (aka the first sex scene...)

Remember how I mentioned earlier about the "sausage"? Yeah, no, it was worse... "I begin to enjoy my very own Christian Grey flavored popsicle" *bangs head against wall*

There is so much to say, and most of the people I work with have been deterred from reading it thanks to my running commentary on the book. I mean, seriously, we went from a 21 year old virgin who's never even touched herself into a girl that can give a mind-blowing bj without being taught how. Really?

Ugh.

[RokofAges75]

OMFG That's a real line in the story??  Christian Grey flavored popsicle??  I just threw up in my mouth a little.   

[Sakabelle]

LMAO. Wow. That is amazing. I gave up on the book, honestly. I have very little patience and that book was just boring.

But maybe now I'll just have to read all of the terrible sex scenes lol

[RokofAges75]

Can you record yourself reading all of the terrible sex scenes out loud with cheesy porno music playing in the background, please?  That would amuse me greatly.

I wonder if someone on YouTube has already done that...

[RokofAges75]

LMAO I did find Ellen DeGeneres's attempt at a 50 Shades audiobook:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on3JCwnwHbU

LMFAO and here's the popsicle line, sung karaoke style on Jimmy Fallon!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imsm9TyI6t0

LMFAO Gilbert Gottfried has one too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

[Sakabelle]

That Jimmy Fallon video is amazing.

"It's such a versatile liquid."

LMAO. New favourite line from a book ever.

[RokofAges75]

LMAO I know, and whatever the line about the inner goddess was.  WTF?  Who thinks that way?!  I mean, I get that it's a Twilight fanfic, and Bella's narration was not exactly "typical teenage girl" either, but wow.

[mare]

lmao!

[Pengi]

LMFAO and here's the popsicle line, sung karaoke style on Jimmy Fallon!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imsm9TyI6t0

OMG I'm dyyyyying at the Fallon video. That third guy. I could tell the moment they showed him hewas gonna rock this challenge. lmao

[Carter-Orange]

OMG I'm crying with laughter here! Those You Tube videos are so funny.

I wanted to strangle her stupid inner goddess

My sister jumped on the bandwagon and ordered all 3 books from Amazon without even reading reviews or the back cover of the book.  I told her exactly what I thought of it (well, the chapters I've read) and she is now regretting buying them as she says she trusts my opinion.

[Carter-Orange]

That Gilbert guy, oh god, I had to watch again as it was just too funny

[Purpura Lipstick]

logging into AC forum on my phone so I can watch the videos...

[RokofAges75]

My sister jumped on the bandwagon and ordered all 3 books from Amazon without even reading reviews or the back cover of the book.  I told her exactly what I thought of it (well, the chapters I've read) and she is now regretting buying them as she says she trusts my opinion.

OMG, I asked my mom the other day if any of her friends were talking about 50 Shades of Grey yet, and she didn't really know anything about it, so I said, "Well, DON'T buy it!"

So what did she do?  She bought it for her ereader!  She was like, "Well, you mentioned it; I thought I should see what all the hype was about!"

Um, NO!  I mentioned it when I told you NOT to buy it!  She hadn't started reading it, so I told her everything I knew about it - the Red Room of Pain, the Twilight fanfic origins - and effectively horrified her, I hope!  If she'd just listened to me the first time, she would have saved her money!

[Carter-Orange]

I think a lot of people are just buying it because of all the talk.  I'm sure there'll be charity shops flooded with these books before long, lol.

[RokofAges75]

^ True!