Epic Fail by FricksBabyGurl
Chapter 1 by FricksBabyGurl

While at Miami International Airport who should I meet,

But the Indianapolis Colts fresh off of defeat.

Their lost to the Saints was a heavy blow,

So back to Indy they would go

To face their families and friends.

How could such a great season come to this end?

They thought they’d win it with such ease,

But it seems they had forgotten Brees.

Coyer had drawn up every blitz

Yet his team had made no sacks, gotten zero hits.

And Manning, who had seemed so collected

Threw twice to someone who did not expect it.

They were the favorites by quite a spread,

But they hadn’t faced a team filled with dread.

This caught them off guard and out of sorts.

They had expected this game to be short.

“New Orleans,” they scoffed, “What a joke.

Don’t they know we’re the Indianapolis Colts?”

They were not prepared for a physical game.

These poor men would never be the same

Football team they had been before,

This latest lost had made them sore.

Peyton was ashamed, he’d been so cocky

But he hadn’t been prepared for Shockey,

Thomas, Bush, Vilma, or Garrett Hartley.

He’d been over confident and had not played smartly.

They had played their best but it wasn’t enough,

Their last opponent had been too tough.

The defense had stopped nothing at all;

And the offense couldn’t hold onto the ball,

Because the rowdy fans of New Orleans had confused them badly.

This caused Colts supporters to look on sadly,

As they lost the game in Sun Life Stadium

Causing several of their fans to abandon ‘em .

They were a disappointment to Indiana

While the party started down in Louisiana.



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