Hmmm...I just knew AJ was gonna be a bit pissed. lol. I think Jack is AJ's long lost twin...only AJ doesn't have a gun.

The poking yourself in the eye...LMFAO!!

7. This is…by far…the hardest one to pull off…but it has the biggest and greatest rewards…cry. Yes. I said it. Cry. Turn away and poke yourself in the gal darn eye, if ya got to! Chicks can not resist a man when he cries. They say it like…shows our sensitive side or what the hell ever. Throw a hiccup or two in there…maybe a wail…gasp for breath…the whole bit. You really gotta know how to act, for this one…and trust me…it is so worth practicing a few million times.

That's just wrong to leave us hangin like that. I wanna know what he does. Great update!

Author's Response: LOL! I'm glad to see you are liking the story, Terri. I'm trying to keep everyone guessing as to what's going to happen. I'm having a lot of fun with this story though and I hope you continue to read.

Okay, so, I think something is really starting to brew between Mr Dorough and Miss Resa! Can we say...WOOHOO! And what is with AJ and the dang waterfall. Doesn't that man think? I mean, sure, it's a great idea to find it an all...but think of the dangers AJ. and what is that...Howie is getting a back bone? mmm..soo...when is our next up date here?

Author's Response: Resa and Howie? Hm. You might be onto something! But Aj? Think? Never! LOL! I'm glad you enjoyed the update hon...thank you for being a faithful reader.

"Shit. I’m more fucked up than I give myself credit for! I guess being stranded away from everyday life and everyone in it, you really get to know yourself, since you don’t have anything to distract you. Someone can learn to ignore their flaws and stuff when they are busy with life…especially someone like me, who has an insanely busy lifestyle. Hm. I suppose this is the best damn rehab program I could have gotten my ass into, huh?"
----Yes, this is better 'kick your butt back to reality' program of all! Let me do my thing..


“Have me know…what? I was just sayin’ that…” I swear I was still in ‘nice’ mode. I wasn’t even raising my voice or getting irritated…yet. I’m telling you…I didn’t even mean to offend her in the first place! Go figure…I screw shit up, even when I’m not trying.
--Yes, he does tends to mess things up. But, HEY this is one of the cute things about him..


“You were saying that I’m too much of a girl to know how to butcher an animal! I’m not! I cook for a living! And I’ll have you know…I’ve had my hands covered in animal blood more times than I can count!” Ok…in some weird ass, twisted, kinky kinda way…that’s sorta hot. Gross…but hot…strangely at the same time.
---I think he needs to... let me shhh


“Oh…shit…damn it!” Yeah…that would be my clumsy ass falling out of a hammock that’s literally only a foot off the ground. How the hell am I still alive, with as accident prone, as I am? Now there is a good Backstreet Trivia question! Oh…oh…oh! They should make a Backstreet edition of Trivial Pursuit! Hellz yeah!
Here ya go…sample questions and answers from the soon to be released Backstreet Trivial Pursuit!
---I loooove how you make these things goes. Mclean has a mind of his own.



"Question #5, Subject: AJ - Why the fuck does AJ keep having to have knee surgery?
Answer? He’s been down on one knee to propose more times, without ever actually getting married, than any normal human man. Damn…that’s some sad shit, right there! But this time it’s for realz. I swear. I ‘effing love my monkee! I do! Ok…maybe our relationship is a little…weird…and whatever…but I’m really going to marry her. Honestly! You know what? I have nothing to prove, damn it…you’ll see!"
---I think is better Bibi shut her mouth about the monkey love... *cough cough* Loved the way you have put this.. my favorite part! Down.. he likes to go down, isn't he?


"I don’t really stink, ok? I just have a very manly natural cologne. And yeah…I know the word succulent. It means ‘really damn, finger licking, fuckin good’!"
--I had thoughts.. damn good ones.. *polishing nails* Oh this man is just soooo....



"Hell, even when cutie yells at me…you can tell she’s incapable of hurting a fuckin’ fly."
--I sense some care.. tenderness... mmmhmmm


“It’s going to be hard not to, with food that smells this damn good!” After sending a thankful smirk cutie’s way, I picked up a piece of the meat, popping it into my mouth. Dear God, I’ve died and gone to heaven! “Damn girl! And this is fuckin’ gooooood too!”
---She gives food now.... she is perfect!



“Alright AJ…think man…these girls are showing you up, big time! What else could we make from a pig skeleton? I was finding out, really fast, that we would have to use anything and everything we could get our hands on. There was no room for waste or neglect."
---I can imagine the scene, you seat eating while everybody starts to be smart and pulls off all the brain to show, while you're just eating... think! think!



“I can’t imagine being stuck out here with the little man…that would make it all so much worse.” He definitely had a point, on that one. Kids need proper care and nutrition…and diapers…none of which are available to us, right now.
---Ohh James!! Love that kid!



“WATERFALL! HOT FUCKIN’ DAMN, D…THAT’S THE SOUND OF A HEAFTY SIZED ONE TOO!” Now was the time to celebrate, which is exactly what we did, too! My sheet of crap hit the sand with a soft ‘plunk’ sound, and us grown men started to jump around like a gold digger, who just married a poor unsuspecting rich bastard that agreed to buy her a boob job. I’m not naming names, here, because I’m really not that damn mean. Cough…Leighanne and Brian…cough cough! Damn…those cigarettes have really fucked up my lungs.
--Oh Kris, now you were evil! Leigh is a good woman, Bri just likes to make part of everything...



“WE FOUND WATER!” My voice was at top notch as I came skidding to a halt, bumping right smack into cutie. Luckily for her, my arm snaked around her waist, just in time to keep her upright. Next thing I knew, I was jumping around again…this time, holding onto her hands…like chicks do when the cutest guy in school asks one of them out. Ok…yeah…it’s becoming painfully obvious that I’m a little too in touch with my feminine side.
“Well? Where is it? How far?” Oh leave it to Resa, to bring down the mood.
“Um…well…technically…”
---I would jump with Mclean... not only that.... Bring down the mood, Mr A? So he is starting to think about.. mhhmmm


Oohh and the new vision....

NEXT!

Author's Response: Oh Gabby...you crack me up, girl! I appreciate your reviews...they mean a lot. i hope you continue to enjoy the story!

Lmao! Oh my gosh does that man need to get laid. Its just funny. I mean....either that...never mind. Are we sure that aj aint half chick or something? Because im wondering! And now...them damn dip shits forgot where to go. Ohh...and yes...i think aj needs to tell d about them visions...and fast. And..like all the others..i laughed. Amd I hurted an already sore stomach. Awesome job hon! And...more?

Author's Response: There's more coming soon, Miss Antsy Pants! I'm really glad you like the story so much, you know your opinions mean a lot to me! There's a lot in store for this group...so be prepared!

I'm sorry I haven't caught up yet, but have to say loving it so far!

I was lmao at AJ's set of survival rules and when Howie caught the tiny little fish.

Author's Response: Oh no need to be sorry, Steph. I'm super happy that you are loving the story. I'm having a total blast with this story, so it's awesome that you're getting a good laugh too. Thanks for reading!

''Hold up…did I really just…yeah…I sounded gay, right then.''
--Oh Mclean... let's shut my mouth...



''Tonight was going to be a good night, damn it. I didn’t fuckin’ care what it took or what I had to do…daddy was eatin’ meat, one way or another!''
---Or another... mhmmm.. interesting use of words.



“Wow! That…was such a rush! I can’t believe I didn’t…twist and ankle or something!” She wasn’t the only one who couldn’t believe it! I thought for sure that I would be carrying her back to base camp. Boy am I glad that’s not the case!
“I can’t believe we actually caught this thing! I’m so excited to have some pork! Oh…we need to grab those cashews you saw, too. What did you say you had a recipe for?” Yes…I was being fairly nice…I was in way too good of a mood, to be an ass, right now. Like I said…the prospect of food does wonders for a man’s mood!
---What a rush indeed! Those two CAN work together, see isn't that hard when words aren't that much involved. That was crazy, Kris!



''Like I said…me man…me eat meat…me happy!''
---Me laughing! I so could see Mclean doing this...



''I could see that Resa and Howie were already passed out, for the night…so there wouldn’t be any huge celebration over our kill. Bummer.''
--Bug!



''In all honesty, I was just voicing my thought. But…by the hand on her hip and the look on her face…I knew I had done just that…offended her. Oops!
“Excuse me?! I will have you know…”
--and here we go again.. see they aren't good with words....


Cutie has issues.. she forgets things....

NEXT!!

Author's Response: Oh Gabby...your reviews crack me up, girl! I'm glad that you're so into the story...there's a lot more coming...so be prepared! :-) I really appreciate all your feedback, thank you!