Date: 12/20/10 06:29 am Title: Manly Survival Instincts
Lmao! Din din.......thats too damn funny! Still flipping hadd m crackingg up lady! I loved it. And the whole chase...and he was beingg so good and nice...why did he have to screw it up for? Not all woman are girlie girls. And why the hell do they keep calling a stalker! Okay...totallly anious and wanting more!
Author's Response: Really? Well I'm glad that you liked it, Resa! You know I love to hear what you think about how it all turns out. And don't worry....the stalker name won't last that long. LOL
Date: 12/17/10 07:41 pm Title: We Don't Have An ER Nearby
like this and LOVE the banner!
Author's Response: Thank you! The banner took me 6 photos and several hours in Photoshop, LOL. I'm picky about how my banners look, so I'm very thrilled that you like it so much! I hope you'll continue to read and enjoy the story.
Date: 12/10/10 02:54 am Title: We Don't Have An ER Nearby
I just read the whole story! I laugh all the time, LOL! AJ being an asshole is the best, HAHA. I'm wondering where is Kris? I mean, AJ was too mean with her. Update soon!
Author's Response: Oh good...I'm so happy that you liked the story, up till this point. I'm having SO much fun with this one. AJ's character will get better...as least a little bit...as the story progresses...maybe, LOL!!! Thanks for taking a chance and reading this.
Date: 12/10/10 01:27 am Title: We Don't Have An ER Nearby
''All the girls make cracks about that wink…but it turns half of them into putty. I’m not trying to sound full of myself…honestly, I don’t know why it does…but it does, and it’s a fact.''
---Not with moi!
“You’re the ass hole…YOU go find her!” Oye vey…they’re still going at it? I probably shouldn’t be surprised. Resa stalked over and plopped down beside me, yelling at AJ, as he started to storm off. “Oh hey…and one more thing McLean…”
--WHAT? WHAT????
You know, it's good to know a lill bit about D's life. how his marriage wasn't a dream and how good he feels being himself.
Oh Resa.. Resa.. GO GURL! Kick my man's ass for moi!
Author's Response: LMFAO! Oh Gabby! Your reviews really crack me up! I'm glad you're still liking it though. But I'm not all that gushy over the eye twitch either, LOL! I hope the next chapter meets your approval too.
Date: 12/09/10 05:18 pm Title: We Don't Have An ER Nearby
Hot damn...i want d! And I want to kick the shit out of aj! And...i want james. Now that I covered all of that...i say...well done. See...d and resa do have a brain! I loved it kris...and thee part with howie screaming like a school girl....thats funny. Had people looking at me when I read that!
Author's Response: I know you want Howie...you ALWAYS do! LOL! I'm glad that the chapter made you laugh. Thanks for being a faithful reader, Resa! I always love your reviews!
Date: 12/09/10 07:31 am Title: We Don't Have An ER Nearby
I love this story Kris! I may be a Brian girl but even I squeal when Howie winks. I loved the wisecracks between Resa and D. Hurry up with more! :-)
Author's Response: LOL! I was hoping everyone would like their banter. I'm glad you're enjoying the story so much. Thank you for reading!
Date: 11/17/10 09:19 pm Title: Puppy Eyes Always Work For Me
WHAT THE HELL! YOU LEAVE IT THERE. ON ME...KNOWING THAT I WOULD SMACK TEN WAYS FROM SUNDAY? okay, now that i bitched...aj...you are a douche who doesn't deserve my love or affection. but since you can sing...at times...i suppose i can be nice and like you al ittle bit. s o, what does that mean in a review...that once again honey, you nailed it! i loved it. and want more...like now...right now...are you writing?
Author's Response: You crack me up! Don't go hurting AJ...the poor guy...you're so mean to him! He's just having issues right now...you know things will ease up and get better. But it just seems like AJ and Kris are forever going to be bickering...but hey, not everyone in the world can get along! I love ya, Resa! (Even if you ARE currently attending the greatest cruise ever, without me! LOL)
Date: 11/17/10 04:20 am Title: Puppy Eyes Always Work For Me
For having so many rules, AJ isn't following very many of them. Seems like he's pulling the do as I say not as I do thing here. I hope he yanks his head out his ass soon!
Author's Response: Oh come on now...AJ is a rule breaker...he doesn't go by ANYone's rules...especially his own! TeeHee! We all know he's really a sweetie though...he'll get out of the attitude eventually.
Date: 11/17/10 02:49 am Title: Puppy Eyes Always Work For Me
OOHHHH KRYS!!!! You are good, woman! I love how you write my man. Can I kick his ass and have fun with it?
BEST Parts:
''It’s called distillation. And I thought it was common knowledge.” Did she seriously expect me to know that? I can hardly remember anything that isn’t a copyright of the group.''
---Oh I remember this class...
''What the hell is my problem? Damn it, McLean…THINK before you open your damn mouth! I better pray these girls never meet my mother…I’m telling you now…my mom would grill my scrawny ass and feed me to a group of crazy merciless fans, if she knew the things that were coming out of my mouth.''
---Yeah.. Denise wouldn't like what her 'babe' is doing.... SHIT! Good he knows.
''A.J. McLean’s basic guide rules for apologizing to a woman and getting out of the dog house when there is no place to buy chocolate or flowers…''
--Now I must say that I ALWAYS have good moments with his lists. BEST BY FAR!
''4. If you have a decent voice, like I do, singing is always an option. Nothing makes a chick melt in to putty, like a good voice singing to her. This actually works for way more than just apologies, too, by the way…but we’ll get into that later.''
--Sweet Jesus... yes. His voice makes me... never mind.
''5. I don’t know if it works for all men, but the puppy eyes always work for me. Stick out the lip, turn on the big warm puppy eyes, bat the lashes and say something like ‘please don’t be mad’…it works wonders…chicks find it irresistible and next thing you know you’re gettin’…never mind.''
---So true.... it hurts even!
''Perhaps I should have joined the boy scouts, instead of a singing group…but then again, if I hadn’t joined the group…I wouldn’t be in this damn situation, to begin with, and wouldn’t need to know the survival skills that I knew, I wish I knew now. That totally made sense in my head, by the way.''
---It makes in mine too!!! I think I'm damaged good.
''My own damn thoughts are screaming that I’m a complete douche. So then why can’t I control the shit that’s coming out of my mouth?
“I um…I basically told her she was a psycho bitch…and that she should warn people about that.” I automatically cringed and cowered a little because I knew……''
---Ohhhh good! He must suffer a lill bit... with the pain he can cry and make the puppy eyes, so he won't LIE!
Poor Cute... where is she?
NEXT!
Author's Response: How i write YOUR man? LOL! I'm glad you like his lists and basic guide rules. Maybe he should publish a book? I'd buy it, just because I know it'd be funny! And oh yes...Alex's voice is enough to render me completely helpless! *dreamy sigh* His eyes are killer too! Dear heaven, above me, that man in dangerous! Thanks for always leaving nice reviews Gabby...love ya girlie! <3
Date: 11/16/10 11:37 pm Title: Puppy Eyes Always Work For Me
lol... oh shit this is too funny. Love it girlie.
Author's Response: Aaaaw! I'm so glad you enjoy the story! I'm having a ton of fun, with it.
Date: 11/04/10 01:21 pm Title: Maybe He Just Hasn't Gotten Laid
great job
Author's Response: Thank you! I really appreciate that you've been reading and reviewing. i hope that you'll continue to enjoy the story!
Date: 11/04/10 06:03 am Title: Maybe He Just Hasn't Gotten Laid
hahhah LOVED the beg part! VOTE PEOPLE!
Now the business part...
KRYS! Have I mentioned before how much I love your AJ-ish and how much I laugh reading this? Because, I DO!
Jesus, I could see those two women going insane, laughing and 'fighting' on the ocean. And AJ running with a shining pot on hands! hahahhaha
Okay, my favorites lines:
I know that's pretty much the entire thing, but I loved Resa's POV! She is funny.
'...Granted…we’d probably get found a lot faster, if Nick was stranded with us.
“Oh pah lease! We have the two least loved Backstreet Boys stranded with us. Hello! When does Howie ever sing lead?! I mean really…he sings like he got his balls caught in his zipper!” She always does that! She picks on Howie…JUST because he’s my favorite, out of the group.
“Oh don’t you start with me, woman! It’s not like AJ is all that popular either…he looks like a gang banger billboard, for tattoos and stupid socks!”
“I’m not disputing the sock comment.”
---Oh boy, indeed.. if were Nick.... well, I would kick his ass! Oh 'he looks like a gang banger billboard, for tattoos and stupid socks' Don't talk about my man's socks! He feels cold! Just that!
''On a side note…let’s get one thing very clear…Alexander James McLean is getting on my last damn nerve! When…and if…we ever get rescued…I’m going to be having a long chat with his mother. I know it sounds like something you would do when you’re dealing with a five year old…but I feel like I am dealing with a five year old. He’s been extremely childish and it’s rather irritating!''
--Ohhh the woman is freaking out! haaahha Talking with Denise... let's take a seat, honey, I need to talk with you about your son behavior. Want a tea?
''Yes…I know the man has issues, alright? He has a rocky past with drugs, alcohol, partying, bad relationships…then he has the AJ / Alex complex. I can tell youright now…I have yet to see the soft, gentle, sweet side of that man. From
what we’ve always been told…he is the biggest softie of the group…the biggest romantic…and a complete sweetheart, with a heart of gold. That side of him must be buried deep beneath all the other layers…either that, or I’ve just completely missed it.''
-- AJ / Alex complex...
''Ever since we boarded that cruise ship…he’s been in a sour puss mood. Quite frankly, I find it very annoying. At first I thought maybe he had gotten into a fight with Rochelle…but I heard him talking on the phone with her, just after the ship set sail, and they were all lovey dovey. It was sickening. Then I thought maybe he just hasn’t gotten laid in a while…you know men get cranky if they don’t get the goods…but let’s face it…what are the odds of that being an issue for him? ''
---I think it's sickening too! Stop with the monkeys! I'm starting to hate those animals...
''I bet…even at his age…his mama would adjust his attitude, real quick! I can just see Denise now…hands on her hips…looking up at him…with a wooden spoon in one hand…“You know better than that! Bend that tattooed rear end over, young man! This is gonna hurt me, more than it’s gonna hurt you!”
--hahahah Denise kicking his ass.. LET ME DO IT TOO!!!! Please, say YES!
“Oh great…here we go again…little miss know it all…” And now is the precise moment that I decided to stop listening. I can only handle so much of those two fighting. Luckily Howie was on the same brain wave, and stepped over to gently touch my arm.''
---Oh boy, these two needs to do it... that's all!
''AJ isn’t usually like this but once he’s gotten into that mode, with someone, it’s hard to shake him out of it. Let’s not discuss that, though.”
“Yeah…let’s not. So…um…” My sentence trailed off, as I looked at the pile of debris. Suddenly…I realized something.''
--Howie loves his friend, he just needs to remember that sometimes....
WHAT SHE REALIZED??????
NEXT!!!!!!
Author's Response: Good grief Louise, Gabby! geesh...didn't you like ANY of the chapter? LMFAO! Thank you for the nice reviews...you crack me up!
Date: 11/04/10 05:51 am Title: Maybe He Just Hasn't Gotten Laid
Kristal! OMG! I cannot tell you how much I love this story! And this right here is my fave line of the chapter
It’s not like AJ is all that popular either…he looks like a gang banger billboard, for tattoos and stupid socks!
Author's Response: YAY! I'm glad you like it so much Terri. That was my favorite line, too!
Date: 11/04/10 05:23 am Title: Maybe He Just Hasn't Gotten Laid
Oh my freakin goodness. What is with kris and aj? Really? To be fighting all the time? Man...aj needs some sense. I mean...if he thought things trough and not just blurt out the first thin that came to ming...he might not get into it with kris. But no. Eh...maybe he does need to get. Laid. Geez woman...whats stoping ya? And on a side note...d does have a very nice booty!
Author's Response: I guess their personalities just clash...not everyone in the world can get along, ya know. *shrug* Maybe they will call a truce or something soon. I really appreciate your reviews and thoughts...I'm so happy you are liking how it's coming out.
Date: 10/14/10 05:20 am Title: I See Something Shiny!
-drops to the floor, holding onto my stomach- holy shit balls that man is fnny. When I go in dec, im gonna have him read it and se if he can tell m if thats him or not! Shit thats funny. Had me coughing. Now...back to the story...at least j knows that he doesnt have to be a douche. And yes. Mr obvious dorough doenst ned to be pointing it out eiher. Thoguh. That makes it funnier! Ahh...bow I love reading aj! Great chapter....so looking forward to more! Ooooo...and great slap kris! -high five-
Author's Response: You're a hoot Resa! I'm thrilled that you got such a kick out of this chapter! I'm not so sure that I want you to make him read this though...he'll either laugh his ass off or sure MY ass. LMFAO!
