“What are you doing A.J.?”
“Why do you ask?”
“Why shouldn’t I ask?”
“Do you want something Kevin?”
“Why do you automatically assume that I want something?”
“Don’t you always?”
“Are you trying to imply something, A.J.?”
“What? What are you talking about?”
“Why won’t you tell me what you are doing?”
“Why should I, Kevin?”
“Do you have something to hide?”
“What?”
“What do you mean, ‘what’?”
“What do you mean, ‘what do I mean’?”
“Is this conversation confusing you?”
“What conversation?”
“How can you not know what conversation?”
“You call this a conversation?”
“What else would you call it, A.J.?”
“Is there something else TO call it?”
“Is there?”
“Didn’t I just ask YOU that?”
“Why are you answering me with questions?”
“How would you prefer that I answer you, Kevin?”
“How about, like a normal person?”
“Are you trying to say that I am not normal?”
“Does that even have to be said?”
“What exactly do you mean by THAT?”
“Could I say it any clearer?”
“I don’t know, Kevin, could you?”
“What?”
“What?”
“Are you serious, A.J.?”
“Is there a point to you being here?”
“Do you think I would remember if there was?”
“Then why don’t you leave?”
“Do you realize we are on a plane?”
“What’s that got to do with it, Kevin?”
“Well, I can’t exactly LEAVE if we are on a plane, now can I?”
“Can’t you leave ME alone?”
“Why?”
“Why not?”
“Didn’t I ask first?”
“So?”
“So, what?”
“Huh?”
“Do you listen to yourself talk?”
“Am I supposed to?”
“What wouldn’t you?”
“Why wouldn’t I, what?”
“Are you kidding me?”
“Did I tell a joke, Kevin?”
“What?”
“Well if I didn’t tell a joke how could I be kidding you?”
“A.J., how did we get into this?”
“Into what?”
“What do you mean ‘into what’?”
“Can’t you tell me?”
“Tell you what?”
“Gee, Kevin, shouldn’t YOU know if YOU are the one telling ME?”
“What am I telling you?”
“Why don’t you tell me?”
“For the love of pete, tell you what?”
“How am I supposed to know?”
“A.J. I swear…can we just stop this nonsense?”
“What nonsense are you referring to?”
“Can we just stop?”
“Stop what, Kevin?”
“How did the fans EVER come up with the assumption that NICK was the annoying one?”
“Are you trying to say that I am annoying?”
“Aren’t you always?”
“I don’t know Kevin, am I?”
“Isn’t it funny how you are really the annoying one and Nick is really the bad ass, but the fans think it’s the exact opposite?”
“So you are saying that I am annoying AND that I am not tough?”
“Wasn’t that what I just said?”
“Why don’t you tell me, Mr. Almighty Richardson?”
“What do you mean by that?”
“What do you think I mean?’
“Should I know?”
“Should you?”
“What are you talking about, A.J.?”
“What?”
“Why are you talking in circles?”
“How can I talk in circles if I am sitting down?”
“Wha..?”
“Kevin? Are you okay, man?”
“Why is Kevin on the floor twitching?”
“Do I look like I know, Brian?”
“Why are you so defensive?”
“Am I being defensive?”
“What is wrong with Kevin?”
“Do you think I did it to him? That’s what you think, isn’t it Brian?”
“Should I think that?”
“Should you?”
“How am I supposed to know?”
“Why don’t you tell me?”
“Are you feeling okay, A.J.?”
“Why wouldn’t I?”
“Aren’t we getting close to New York?”
“Why would you ask me?”
“Don’t you know?”
“Do I look like the captain, Brian?”
“No, but couldn’t you pass for a stewardess?”
“Are you implying that I am feminine?”
“You don’t still think that you’re a bad ass do you?”
“Why wouldn’t I?”
“Haven’t you realized that Nick is way tougher than you?”
“You don’t think I could take him?”
“Does anyone that actually knows you?”
“So you think I am a wimp?”
“Did I say that?”
“Isn’t that what you are implying?”
“Do you really think all those tattoos and that dumb eyeliner makes you any tougher?”
“Why else would I wear it?”
“It works on the fans, doesn’t it?”
“They think I am a bad ass, huh?”
“Looks can be deceiving, right?”
“Why does everyone think Nick is such a tough guy?”
“Um…because, in actuality, he IS?”
“Why is he?”
“Shouldn’t you ask him?”
“Should I?”
“Do you want to know?”
“Know what?”
“Have you lost your memory?”
“What memory?”
“You hit your head trying to weight lift again, didn’t you?”
“What?”
“How much were you trying to lift this time, 20 pounds?”
“Was that supposed to be an insult?”
“Is that what you think, A.J.?”
“Wha…What happened?”
“I don’t know Kevin, why don’t you tell us?”
“Is he unconscious again?”
“What does it look like Brian?”
“Do you have to be like that?”
“Like what, exactly?”
“Do you always have to be a smart ass, A.J.?”
“Isn’t it better than being a dumb ass, Brian?”
“Are you trying to insinuate that I am a dumb ass?”
“Is that what you think I said?”
“Should I be thinking that?”
“Why would you?”
“Do you mind if I go take a nap?”
“Why do you want a nap?”
“Do you realize that you are making my head hurt?”
“How am I doing that?”
“Do I really have to explain?”
“Shouldn’t you?”
“I will see you later, okay?”
“Must you?”
“Will you just SHUT UP?”
“Hey, what is he all frazzled about?”
“Great, who said I wanted to see your face, Nick?”
“Is Kevin passed out?”
“Does he look like he’s napping?”
“Is that a possibility?”
“Do you think that it is, Nick?”
“Where is Howie?”
“Do I care?”
“Well, you should, shouldn’t you?”
“Why don’t you go find him then, Mr. Bad Ass?”
“Are you still sore because I grew up to be better than you?”
“So you think that you are better than me and that I am bitter about it?”
“Aren’t you?”
“Should I be, Nick?”
“Do you feel okay?”
“Why does everyone keep asking me that?”
“Where IS Howie?”
“Isn’t he sleeping somewhere?”
“That would be typical wouldn’t it?”
“What isn’t typical around here, Nick?”
“Huh?”
“Didn’t you hear me?”
“Do you really think anyone can understand you right now?”
“Why are you arching an eyebrow at me?”
“Why are you being stupid, A.J.?”
“Well, why are you so damn blonde?”
“Why are you so jealous?”
“What is there to be jealous of?”
“Wouldn’t be easier to list what you aren’t jealous of?”
“Do you have to be so full of yourself, Nick?”
“Do you have to be such a wimp?”
“Why do you think I am a wimp?”
“Do I have to make a list?”
“Why not?”
“Wouldn’t that project take all week?”
“Will you just go away?”
“You made Kevin pass out didn’t you?”
“Are you going to blame me for Brian’s headache too?”
“Did you make Howie disappear, too?”
“Why are you accusing me?”
“How is it that you are making me nauseous right now?”
“Is that my fault, too?”
“A.J.?”
“What?”
“Since you are making everyone else sick, will you just keep quiet until we land?”
“Do I have to?”
“Don’t you think you should?”
“Where are you going? Nick? Nick?”


“SO, how did you do?”
“Don’t you see Kevin passed out on the floor, Howie?”
“How could I miss his big body laying there?”
“Does giving Brian a headache count?”
“Well I guess it could, couldn’t it?”
“And Nick is nauseous, does that count?”
“Why wouldn’t it?”
“So if I got all three, at $100 each, that means you owe me $300 right?”
“How did I loose this bet?”
“Shouldn’t you ask yourself that?”
“But it was only a two hour flight, how did you annoy them that bad in such a short period of time?”
“I will never tell you, Howie…it would be stupid to reveal my secret, wouldn’t it?”

THE END