Chapter 3

"Aw, shit...No...No...don't cry please!" AJ begged James

"Uncle AJ said a bad word!" Baylee said grinning.

"Uh...well I won't tell if you wont..."

"Shit..." Mason said smiling as he started to walk around.

"Fuck!! Don't say that word!" AJ said

"Fuck!!!!" Mason yelled.

Baylee giggled.

AJ shot him a look.

Baylee stopped and stood there.

"FUCKKK...SHIT!!!!" Mason screamed as he went and jumped on the couch.

"Mas...buddy...don't say those words please..."

"Fuck...shit...shit...fuck." Mason said.

James screamed louder.

"Baylee help me!" AJ begged.

"Mason if your daddy hears you say that he'll spank you." Baylee told him.

Suddenly Mason stopped and dropped down sitting on the couch. He went silent.

"Probably a good idea not to cuss anymore. Uncle Kevin will kill ya if Mason comes home cussing." Baylee told him.

"Right, now what about this one?" AJ asked.

"The this one you're referring to is James." Baylee rolled his eyes.

James began to flail his arms and legs as he screamed.

"Baylee help!" AJ struggled to hang on to him.

Baylee was enjoying himself. He knew only time would calm James because he was crying due to his parents walking away. "Try standing on one foot and quacking like a duck."

"Do what?" AJ asked.

"He thinks it's funny." Baylee explained.

"Seriously?" AJ asked

"Yep!" Baylee said.

"So would I do this while holding him?"

"Duh!" Baylee said.

So AJ stood on one foot and quaked like a duck.

Mason and Baylee giggled but James still cried and screamed.

"Now what?" AJ asked

"It didn't work." Baylee said.

"Obviously!" AJ said.

"Hmm...he also likes...cows...moo like a cow for a bit...that will probably work!"

"Moo like a cow? Are you fucking serious?!" AJ asked

"You said a bad word again...I wouldn't wanna tell Uncle Kevin and Daddy and Uncle Howie..."

AJ sighed and started mooing like a cow.

Mason and Baylee started laughing really hard and James stopped crying for a moment and gave AJ a look that said 'WTF?!'

"Yes!!! He stopped." AJ said as he stopped mooing.

AJ spoke too soon and looked at Baylee, "Anything else?"

"Pig. Oink like a pig." Baylee said and shrugged.

"Now you're just pulling my leg you little..." AJ trailed off.

"Sorry, I couldn't resist. Don't be mad at me!" Baylee begged fluttering his eyes.

"Make him stop crying and you have a deal." AJ told him.

"He's just crying cause Uncle Howie and Aunt Leigh left. If you distract him he should stop."

"Ok and how do I do that without making myself look like an ass?"

"Uncle AJ!" Baylee scolded.

"Sorry." He rolled his eyes.

"Try making him a bottle. It worked for Uncle Nicky."

"Of course." AJ smiled. "That seems pretty easy."