I hope you realized by the end of Chapter 2 that this story was a joke, but if not… it’s April Fool’s Day, and this is just a joke!!!
I figured this was as good a time as any to mock my apparent inability to consistently update any story that’s not about cancer or zombies.
That said, I hope you got a kick out of it, and hopefully I’ll get some real updates written soon!
~Julie
P.S. Here are the lyrics to "Only a Woman" again for your enjoyment and so I can meet the 100 word count requirement to post this. :)
I need this, I need love, I need you.
I don’t need one heartbeat, I need two.
There’s an emptiness I need to fill,
And only one emptiness will do.
Only a woman can brighten up my day.
Only a woman can touch me the right way.
Only a woman is allowed to touch me there.
All I ask is that you’re a woman.
I like rain, I like ham, I like you.
You’re around, you’re right here, so you’ll do.
I wanna tell you how much I love your mind,
But it simply isn’t true.
Only a woman can brighten up my day.
Only a woman can touch me the right way.
Only a woman is allowed to do what you’re doing right now.
All I ask is that you’re a woman.
And on Saturdays when I’m busy partying hard,
And it’s four in the morning, and I’m on my fifth tab of E,
That’s the only time I don’t even care if you are a woman.
Only a woman can brighten up my day.
Only a woman can do it just the right way.
Only a woman should be doing that right now.
I just want you to be a woman.
Please just be a woman.
Just any old woman.
Or a man…
- “Only a Woman” by Trey Parker
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