*Lights go out for a few moments. When they come back up, everyone has left the stage except one person, who is wearing a bag over his head to disguise his identity.*
(To the tune of Katy Perry's "Waking Up in Vegas")
Masked Man: You gotta help me out
This chapter's just not right
I need some caffeine 'cause this
scene's so long it's a joke
I lost my train of thought
Stuck in one stupid spot
I'm over-thinkin'
Emotions so overwrought
Not gonna wash out
Won't give in to writer's block
Not gonna give up
Remember what you told me
Shut up and put your pencil to your paper…
That's what you get for writing too much fanfic
Sit down and type, crank out another scene now
That's what you get for writing too much fanfic
Why did I write that scene?
It borders on obscene.
Least there's no penguins.
Why's there no punctuation marks?
Must call a beta.
'Cause now I'll have someone to blame!
Not gonna give up.
Remember what you told me.
Shut up and put your pencil to your paper…
That's what you get for writing too much fanfic
Sit down and type, crank out another scene now
That's what you get for writing too much fanfic
You got me into this
A plot bunny overload
Muse is out of my control.
Send out an update note
And get some feedback?
Or should I tear this one up?
Not gonna give up
Remember what you told me
Remember what you told me
Remember what you old me told me told me
oooooo yikes
Shut up and put your pencil to your paper…
That's what you get for writing too much fanfic
Sit down and type, crank out another scene now
That's what you get for writing too much fanfic!
*The Masked Singer flees the stage*
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