*Nick decides to write a reply to Kevin's letter*
Nick: *writing* Dear...Kevin.... *pauses* I Have found a beautiful butterfly...
Howie: *grabs pen*
Nick: HEY! *pouts*
Howie: *writing* Hey Kev, It's D. Nick's gone beserk. Send help. Lots of help.
AJ: *grabs pen* The loin cloths are USED dude!
Brian: I'M NOT COMING OUT OF THIS DRESSING ROOM!
Stylist: COME OUT!!!!!!!
Nick: *hits AJ and grabs pen back* They were used in a real life Zimbabwean war!!!
AJ: *grabs pen back* USED!!!!!!!
Nick: *grabs pen back again* Stop it!! I was writing first!
AJ: SO? *grabs it back* You're writing stupid crap!
Nick: GIMME IT! *grabs at the pen*
AJ: No. *holds the pen over his head*
Nick: *plucks the pen from AJ's hands* dumbass I'm taller then you! that only works if I do it... like this *Holds pen over HIS head*
AJ: Yeah.. but I wasn't trying to do that.. I was trying to get you to hold the pen like that.
Nick: Why??? *still holding pen up*
AJ: So I could do this. *grabs the string that holds Nick's cloth on and pulls the string*
Nick: (WIDE EYES)
AJ/Howie: (blank face)
Nick: *shrilly shrieks and runs off to dressing room*
Nick: *crawls into corner of dressing room and calls Kevin*
Kevin: Hello?
Nick: *whispers and sniffles* Hey Kevin.
Kevin: Hey Nick!! Man, thanks again for the present, I really like it, you know I'm wearing it... wait, are you crying dude?!
Nick: *sniffles again and whispers* No...
Kevin: Yes baby, you are. Now what the hell happened?
Nick: AJ... he was... he did... he's being mean to me.
Kevin:.....
Nick: And I brought Howie this beautiful shirt, and he didn't appreciate it. Oh, and btw, Howie is really a beautiful butterfly, you should see him...
Kevin: Nick, what the hell are yo-
Nick: And I brought them all loincloths similar to yours and they... *stops in the middle of his sentence when he hears AJ and Howie bust into the dressing room*
Kevin: *hears Nick squealing and crying while he hears Howie, apparently sounding like he's struggling with Nick, saying he's not a beautiful butterfly, while AJ keeps screaming out "It's used dude, take it off!!"* Wait... hello? Nick... what's going on?! Someone talk to me!! AJ?!? Howie?!? Brian?!? *faintly hears his cousin scream in the background "I'm not leaving my dressing room!!"* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
Operator: I'm sorry, your call has been disconnected. Please try again later.
Kevin: *slams phone down and shifts in his seat* Damnit... *scratches his thigh*
*Meanwhile.... on the set, the photographer stands there with his camera*
Photographer: Well... at least one Backstreet Boys's still posing. *starts snapping photos*
*the monkey the Boys used to replace Nick for the concert is standin there in Nick's loin cloth flexing his muscles*
Brian: *peeks outta crack door of his dressing room* Is the coast clear now?!
Monkey: Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh!!
Brian: *looks at Bubbles* Oh... you too huh?! *walks all the way out of the dressing room as a blur* What are we?! Animals?!
Monkey: *begins pounding on the ground* OOH OOH AHH AHH AHH AHH!!!
Brian: Oh... sorry.
*Brian's standing next to the monkey*
Photographer: Wait.. Brian? I thought... who's the lil fella next to you????
Brian: Bubbles? He's the monkey.
Manager: Who da monkey?
Brian: Bubbles.
Photographer: I thought Bubbles was Brian.
Bubbles: (wide eyes)
Brian: What?
Manager: The monkey is Brian?
Brian: No the monkey is Bubbles!
Nick/Howie/AJ: *wrestling, roll out onto the set*
AJ: *spots Brian, stops mid-choking Nick* HOLY BRIAN, BATMAN!
Nick/Howie: Brian! (blank face)
Brian: *looks down* Aw MAAAAN!
Photographer: *snaps pix*
*The Boys all form a conga line, led by the Monkey, who does the hand motions.*
Nick: (HAPPY FACE!) This is fun.
Brian: We must be going crazy.
Monkey: Oo- oo- ee- eet- oo-oo...
AJ: 'kay now this is more psychadelic than anything I saw while I was on drugs. Just for the record.
Nick: *sniffs Howie*
Howie: Dude. What ARE you doing?
Nick: Sniffin my pretty butterfly.
Howie: Well, dude, cut it out, man.
Nick: *snifffff*
Howie: ("HUH?" face)
Nick: You smell like.... Pansies.
Howie: Pansies?!
AJ: So many jokes... so little time!!
*they all continue to conga*