Artist: Nick Carter, feat. AJ McLean
Song: The Llama Rap (Llama, Llama Remix Version)
Album: Llamas Can Lick Us For All We Care
Label: LLAMAZ
Soft, tinkly piano music plays. The camera pans a field in Peru, which is completely covered with Llamas, all eating the brilliantly green grass. It zooms in on a tree with a broken branch. Nick is standing on a rock, AJ is under the tree, dressed like up with a shawl and a sombrero, shaking maracas.
Nick: LaLa… LaLaLa…LaLa…LaLaLa… LaaLaaa…Laaaaa-maaaa—Llaaaama,…
Suddenly the music breaks into a heavy rap beat with that chains noise sound every few beats.
AJ (heavy rap background vocals): He’s a llama lover, damn straight a llama lover. Lover of the llamas, could love a llama all day-ay-ay-ay-ay…
Nick: I have a llama-llama, it’s a llama toy – llama llama, oi… llama llama, oi! I love the llama llama, if its girl or boy – llama llama oi… llama llama oi!
AJ (still heavy rap bg vocals): He’s a llama lover, oh yes a llama lover. Lover of the llamas, loves a llama all ni-i-i-ight…
Nick: Don’t yall be judgin’ me, cos the llama fill me with joy – llama llama oi, llama llama oi! Don’t be hatin’ on my llama, llama lovin’s not a ploy – llama llama oi, llama llama oi!
AJ (still): Llamas in pajamas are coming down the stairs, llamas in pajamas stole Nicky’s underwearssssss…
Nick: Some don’t be understandin’ so they be hatin’ but llama llama and me we ain’t frontin’, we be creatin’… a love that be real on the inside, a love that be hot like the hottest fire.. mmm, llama llama… mmm, llama llama…
Record player scratching sounds
AJ (spoken): Dude, you’re like freaking me out here.
Nick (spoken): Just roll with it.
AJ (spoken): Okay. (shrug)
The beat starts back up.
AJ (in a high falsetto): Noooooooobody love the llama like he do, oooo, noooobody love the llama like heeee dooooo….like- like- like he do… like he do…
Nick (husky singing/spoken voice – ala ending of IYWTBGG): Ohhh yeaaahh, Llamaaaa… my baby llamaaaa… oooo… hahaa… yeah that’s right llama… Nobody gonna looove you… nobody gonna huuuug you… nobody gonna make sweet llama love to you like I do.. Like – like – like I do…
AJ (in high falsetto): Nooooobody love the llama like he do, oooo, like- like- like he do… like he do….
Nick (in sexy whisper): Llama llama… its gonna be you and me… forever… yeahhhhhhhhhh…. OOOOOOOOOOO-oooooooooo-ooooooo-ooooo
AJ (in high falsetto): Forever, llama llama, forever.
Video cuts.
END.
Author's Chapter Notes:
This is just a silly thing I wrote after having completed Fear of Flying, more as an inside joke thing than anything else.
This music video is dedicated to all the llamas whose hearts Nick has broken... and to the llama love of his life... his friend, Llama Llama, his stuffed llama.
This music video is dedicated to all the llamas whose hearts Nick has broken... and to the llama love of his life... his friend, Llama Llama, his stuffed llama.
