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Author's Chapter Notes:
Autors Note: This was the first thing I ever posted online, and my first parody. can also be found on ff.net same pen name
Dedicated to Draconigeno for helping me out with it
Title: The Night Splinter Went Crazy
Parody: The Night Santa Went Crazy
Disclamer: Song The Night Santa Went Crazy is not mine Weird Al owns it and TMNT is not mine either they are owned by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird


Down in the sewers
all the turtles were practicing
being a good Gentile girl
and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in,
nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and
cheap saki on his breath
From his ear to his boots
he was covered with ammo
Like a furry, fuzzy disgruntled ninja rambo
And he smiled as he said
with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all...
now you're all gonna die!"

The night splinter went crazy
The night sensei went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the lair is gone now
he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces
of Klunk and Krang
And he tied up Casey
and he held April hostage
And he ground up poor Raph
into turtle sausage
He got Mikey and Venus
with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Don
just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed Leo
And he took a big bite and said,
"It tastes just like chicken!"

The night splinter went crazy
The night the Master went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around New York
Without steppin' in turtle guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Happy Hour news
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
and everyone's dyin' to know, oh Splinter, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Shadow, now Splinters doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Keno's in therapy
and the Prof's still nervous
And the Utroms all got jobs
working for the postal service
And they say Aprils now,
she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' 'bout - the night Splinter went crazy
The night the Master flipped
Broke his back for some Tea and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Splinter went crazy
The night Sensei went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have
snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have
snapped... in his brain