1. Chapter 1 by MonkeyAbu [ - ] (3923 words)
[A/N: I'm guessing that everyone, or almost everyone, has heard of and/or seen Mystery Science Theater 3000. For those of you that don't fit into that group who has, Mystery Science Theater 3000 is about a guy, an alien (at least I think it's an alien) and a robot who sit down and watch old movies. While they are watching the movies, they make fun of and crack jokes at it.





The following story is the first piece of fanfiction I ever wrote (written a couple of years ago) and I swore I would NEVER publish it online. Well, I changed my mind and because I was in one of my moods a while back, I decided to MST it. To tell the truth, the story embarrasses the crap out of me; that's how retarded and stupid I think it is! Pardon my childish sentence.





I gave myself permission to make fun of my own story so I can't be held responsible for any offense I may cause myself. Right, glad we got that cleared up. This is meant to be taken as pure humor and entertainment. If you find it funny, I'm really glad! If you don't, well...that's your opinion. I think it's funny, but then again maybe I am biased because it was my own story I was making fun of!





Anyway, read it and review to let me know what you think. Keep in mind, this is my first try at MST'ing a story!





*NOTE* The original story (that of which is being MST'd is shown in italics to differentiate it from the MST portion. Just wanted to make sure that was clear so it's easier to read. Also, the original story has been left in its original format, meaning that I have not corrected any spelling or punctuations mistakes.]