*On stage*
Brian: We all love heroes, but no story would really be complete without a little conflict. *Looks at Kevin*.
Kevin: Hm? Do I have a line here? *squints trying to see the teleprompter*
AJ: Someone who riles things up a little bit now and then. *Looks at Kevin*
Nick: Someone who is pure evil. *looks at Kevin*
Shawn: And the Reader's Choice Felix for Best Villain--
Kevin: HEY! I'm not evil, I just left the band!!!
Shawn:--goes to:
With runners up
and
Kevin: DaniGiggles is currently unavailable, so I'll take that *grabs the award*
Howie: I don't think you're helping your case.
Nick: Even his eyebrows look evil, don't they?
Kevin: Gyaaaah!
*Meanwhile...*
*Tony, Ziva, and Tim chase down the Masked Singer*
*Tony tackles him and brings him down*.
Ziva: Why did you not stop when you heard us coming after you?
Masked Man: After that last performance? I didn't want anyone to know who I was...
Tim: So...you didn't have anything to do with the Award sabatoging?
Masked Man: Um...erm..well...
Tony: You did. Didn't you?
Masked Man:...No?
Ziva: I have ways of making you talk.
Masked Man: Okay! Okay! I did it! I'm sorry!
Ziva: Who are you?
Masked Man: I'll never tell!
Tim: That's okay. We'll just take off your mask. *Yoink!*
Ziva: You? But...why?
Formerly Masked Man (aka Chaos): I just really didn't think I was going to be involved in the awards this year because I haven't written anything Backstreet related in a long time.
Tony: So why the GottaBeMimi ruse? Come on, you write *awesome* NCIS fics that you could have chosen.
Chaos: But then everyone would have *known* it was me!
Tim: So you wrote...really...really bad stories?
Chaos: To throw off suspicion...I mean, maybe I'm not known for greatness but nobody would expect me to be *that* bad...
Ziva: But why copy the style of this 'BabyMimi' Carrot Cake?
Tim: That's fruitcake, Ziva...
Chaos: I got the idea from Tanja...I didn't have time to write my own stories, and BabyMimi's were so frequently reviewed...
Tony: Not that ANYONE would condone such a thing, but wouldn't it have made more sense to copy *good* stories?
Chaos: I guess I just didn't think it through...oh man. I'm the poor-man's version of Tanja! I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you medling kids!
*They haul Chaos off to get his head examined, calling off the rest of the investigators*
Go on to the Next Award or Duck out early, grabbing a list of the winners
