Oh, I thought of another one. This year I taught next to the CBI room, which stands for Community-Based Instruction, which is for the kids with Down Syndrome or autism who are just there to learn life skills so that hopefully they can function with some level of independence as adults.
Well anyway, there was this one kid in there named Cody who resembled a turtle in every way. He kinda looked like a turtle, and he walked like a turtle... kind of hunched over and very, very slowly.
Turns out, "Cody" was just a nickname. His real name? Panther!
We laughed so hard in the teacher's room when his teacher told us that.
Panther... rawr!