*Olivia and Elliot return outside to the Red Carpet, where Erika and her guest are arriving late.*
Erika (aka kevmylove): Sorry I'm late.
Olivia: It's all right. Though if you don't mind me asking, what kept you?
Erika: I was settling down my kids, so that I could enjoy the show in peace and quiet.
Elliot *sizing up her escort*: And who is this guy?
Erika: Actually I was able to convince, my character Jack to accompany me tonight. He's a bit shy…but I think he's lookin hot. *turns to look at Jack, who looks around petrified*
Olivia: Well, you two better head on in. Good luck.
Erika: Thanks.
Elliot: There's something...su
spicious about that guy. He seemed nervous.
Olivia: Of course he did, the way you were looking at him!
Elliot: Still...
*On Stage*
Nick (to Shawn): Not that we don't appreciate your help and all, but does it usually take that long to like
'divine' stuff? Cuz…we're on a time limit here, you know?
Shawn: You can't rush genius.
AJ: Besides, the joke will probably get old really fast.
Shawn: Oh, come on now. It never gets old! I've been doing it for years! What joke ever gets old…well maybe that knock knock joke about the banana…? Speaking of which; Knock knock.
Nick: Who's there?
Shawn: Banana
Nick: Banana who?
Shawn: Knock knock
Nick: Who's there?
Shawn: Banana.
Nick: Banana wh--
Howie: Um, guys? Could you maybe focus a little here? Maybe we should just delay the awards for a little while and let these guys conduct an investigation and find the winner envelopes.
Brian: We only have this place booked for a couple hours.
Shawn: Well, I could call upon the mystical powers of (he motions for Gus to join him) Magic Head! It'll be a fruitful collaboration. Not unlike a pineapple banana smoothie.
Nick: Oooh. That sounds good. Think I could get one with algae and wheat grass?
Kevin (ignores Nick): Great idea. A collaboration. Which brings us to the next award. The Felix Award for Best Collaboration Goes to…
Shawn (rubs Gus' head and announces):
With runner up:
Gus: I'm afraid that NCIS has detained Honey on the "Red Carpet".
Kevin: I should probably go check and make sure she's okay…*leaves*
Gus: And Starbeamz2 is missing in action (the CSIs visiting from Las Vegas are working on that case…)
Shawn: So I will be accepting this award on their behalf. *pulls out several pages of a prepared speech*
AJ: Get ready to cue the cut-off music!
Go on to the Next Award
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