*Meanwhile, down in the infirmary.*
Tim: So…Honey. Um. You had reason to be back stage earlier tonight.
Honey: Well, yes. I was in the opening number…
Tim: Yes. Um. That was quite the…production.
Honey: Thanks…I guess? I didn't write it, I was just forced to sing in it…
Ziva: I see. So you are not happy to be here tonight?
Honey: What? No! I'm-
Tim: So. Um...who are you here with this evening?
Honey: Well I wanted to bring Kevin, but I sort of killed him, and Mare's cat was so fat it pushed my suitcase over its weight limit, so I'm here stag tonight.
Tim: You…killed Kevin?
*Honey smiles.*
Ziva: Do you ever post any work under different aliases?
Honey: I could tell you, but then I'd have to Kill you.
*Ziva raises her eyebrows, slightly impressed*.
Honey: Um, I think another one of the awards I'm nominated for is supposed to be up soon and there's a pretty good chance I'll win all things considered. Can I go?
Tony: You may go. Thank you. Though maybe you could hang around after the awards and I could ask you a few more questions…? *flashes a 'charming' grin*
*Honey leaves, without comment*.
Ziva: Tony! Why did you let her go? Did you not hear her confession? And she did not want to answer about the alias.
Tony: It wasn't her. No motive. She's already won a couple of awards and is up for several more. What would she gain by replacing the results?
Ziva: But did you not hear her confession? She killed Kevin. That bastard!
Tim: Um. Actually because she's female, the term would be--
Ziva: I was referring to Kevin.
Kevin (from the hall): Hey! I'm not a bastard. I just left the band! Ugh...I'm going back on stage...
*Back on stage: *
JD from Scrubs (presenting): Sometimes there's a story that may have it's funny moments even while it's dealing with a serious subject. Like the time Dr. Cox lost several patients following an organ transplant mishap...
Dr. Cox: There was nothing funny about that, Michelle.
JD: Or the time Dr. Cox's best friend, Ben--
Dr. Cox: There was ab-so-ha-lutely nothing funny about that, Dana!
JD: Hey, Ben would be offended that you didn't find him funny.
Dr. Cox (glaring at him): I think it'd rather be more like the time the janitor locked you in a water tower and left you there to die.
JD: It ruined the video I was making to send home to my mother...*his head tilts and it appears that he has gone off into 'dreamland'*
Shawn: This may be a while, so I'll just go ahead and announce that Felix for Best Dramedy (dramatic-comedy) goes to:
With runner up:
Mare: I just wanted to say thanks so much for this award. I'm flattered beyond belief and I wanted to thank all the little people that made me getting here possible. Literally, my car broke down and a bus load of little people picked me up and drove me here! Thanks guys!! Also thanks to the judges and everyone who has read and enjoyed the story. You all rock!
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