Haha, awesome! I love that story... I remember that part.
I'm gonna pull another oldie, but goodie. It's timely!
He WAS wrapping. Oh God.
“Joyful all ye nations rise; join the triumph of the skies. With the angelic host proclaim, What the HELL!? Damn!”
More rattling of paper. Oops. That sounded like a tape dispenser on the floor. Why, oh why hadn’t she set up a hidden camera in there before she left?
“Hark! The herald angels sing! Glory to the newborn GOD! I canNOT do this!”