So myself, Julie, and others were joking about how we kill Nick in fanfic over on twitter. Suddenly, I got inspired for an epic idea. And I mean epic here people LOL. Start a story where we just write scenarios where we kill Nick! Sort of like the TV show "1000 Ways To Die".
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It can go as random as you'd like, and it's open to anyone to contribute.
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. I made sure to set it up as a round robin.
It'll be a fun series of one shots where we kill Nick every way we can think of.
http://absolutechaos.net/viewstory.php?sid=10659Only a few rules....
1. Anyone can add to this, but be sure to title it with whatever # your death is. So if deaths 1-5 are posted, be sure to label yours correctly as #6 for example.
2. Nick MUST die in every scenario. No bringing him back. That defeats the purpose! LOL
3. Be sure to edit before contributing, or you'll drive me, and my fave Grammar Nazi - Julie, insane.
LIST OF DEATHS ![Grin ;D](http://absolutechaos.net/fictalk/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
Deaths So Far:
Death #1 - smashed his head against a urinal
Death #2 - decapitated by an elevator
Death #3 - impaled by a moose through a car
Death #4 - eaten/mauled by a "big cat"
Death #5 - bad reaction to caffeine led to being crushed by the stage platform
Death #6 - impaled by a falling chandelier
Death #7 - shark attack
Death #8 - impaled by a stake through the eye
Death #9 - faulty wiring causing him to fall and be impaled by his own dancing pole
Death #10 - chopped up by the propeller on the BSB Cruise
Death #11 - getting a direct arrow to the brain
Death #12 - sliced and diced by a falling tree
Death #13 - Attacked by a panda
Death #14 - allergic reaction to anesthesia after being spurred by a platypus
Death #15 - infected with Ebola
Death #16 - burned alive
Death #17 - stung by a swarm of hornets with flesh eating venom
Death #18 - hit by a truck
Death #19 - sliced in half by a sheet of glass
Death #20 - death by grape
Death #21 - decapitated by chainsaw...nea
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Death #22 - mauled to death by fans pushed over the edge by Nick's teasing
Death #23 - electrocuted
Death #24 - pecked to death by eagles
Death #25 - murdered by a serial killer
Death #26 - eaten by cannibals!
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Death #27 - shot in a train robbery
Death #28 - heart attack brought on by a Viagra ovedose
Death #29 - sliced and diced by a giant chocolate blender
Death #30 - death by planking
Death #31 - impaled by scissors
Death #32 - broke his neck in a wreck
Death #33 - eaten after becoming a frozen paraplegic
Death #34 - committed suicide after being driven crazy with dreams of the past 33 deaths
Death #35 - poisoned by a frog
Death #36 - murdered by Lauren
Death #37 - Nick kills himself heroically (but horribly written LOL)
Death #38 - skull crushed by flying oxygen tank
Death #39 - Nick Carter Got Run Over by A Reindeer!
Death #40 - mobbed by fans and died from a lack of oxygen?
Death #41 - murdered with a VooDoo Doll by an exgirlfriend
Death #42 - Medical Incompetence, causing an air bubble to reach his heart
Death #43 - Bad Dancing leading to death by blood loss
Death #44 - crushed to death by shelving in Walmart
Death #45 - faulty wiring at Millennium concert, causing Nick to plummet into the crowd, and the force of him hitting the chairs/ground stopped his heart.
Death #46 - picked up out of the ocean and dumped in a forest fire in an attempt to put it out
Death #47 - infection after Nick got himself a Prince Albert
Death #48 - plunging to his death while rock climbing
Death #49 - manages to accidentally hang himself with a fan cord
Death #50 - falls to his death while trying to retrieve Lauren's engagement ring
Death #51 - crushed by a giant Taco Bell sign
Death #52 - decapitated by someone riding a roller coaster
Death #53 - trampled to death by fans
Death #54 - murdered by Brian
Death #55 - cell phone exploded, sending pieces into his brain
Death #56 - run down by an angry girlfriend
Death #57 - death by embarrassment
Death #58 - crushed to death in a garbage truck
Death #59 - burned to death by a spilled turkey fryer.
Death #60 - decapitated by the Harry Potter Train
Death #61 - Electrocuted through his penis
Death #62 - Given the bubonic plague by a squirrel
Death #63 - Killed trying to kill Brian while being posessed