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Author Topic: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts  (Read 49185 times)

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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #90 on: June 12, 2012, 06:43:13 PM »
LMFAO That needs to happen!  Twilight audiobook, recorded by NKOTB!

Then BSB can record Harry Potter <-- MOST EPIC THING EVER!!!
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #91 on: June 12, 2012, 06:44:47 PM »
Lmao I like that idea!
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #92 on: June 12, 2012, 06:46:25 PM »
I'm just popping in this thread to say that I'm on chapter 6 I think and this book is still extremely horrible and boring and very poorly written. I actually can't believe it's published.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #93 on: June 12, 2012, 06:48:18 PM »
Stop torturing yourself, Steph lol
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #94 on: June 12, 2012, 06:55:08 PM »
But haven't you heard, Mare?  Torture is sexy!!!
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #95 on: June 12, 2012, 07:00:04 PM »
That's what this book is currently teaching me.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #96 on: June 12, 2012, 07:05:34 PM »
That's why I'll never make it lol :(
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #97 on: June 12, 2012, 07:14:04 PM »
You've already got the torture part down, Mare.  Now you just need to make it sexy.  When someone carves MINE into Nick's flesh, it should be because he BEGGED for it.  Turn his screams of agony into screams of ecstasy, and you're there!
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #98 on: June 12, 2012, 07:16:27 PM »
I shall try that. I guess I'll have to work on awkward English as well lol
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #99 on: June 12, 2012, 07:23:49 PM »
Just read some 19th century literary classics, as well as the Bible, and try to model your writing after those, linguistically .  Or read some of the "special" stuff on AC and become fluent in caveman speak.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #100 on: June 12, 2012, 09:31:05 PM »
Can Kevin do Hagrids voice, please?  :dancebanana:
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #101 on: June 13, 2012, 05:08:14 AM »
LOL I'm sat here laughing at the thought of Nick screaming in ecstasy whilst having the word MINE carved into his body!

I don't get why women all over the world are loving 50 Shades, I don't find it sexy reading about a stalker control freak who likes to torture women :( 

BSB reading Harry Potter though, mmm yes please!
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #102 on: June 13, 2012, 05:15:39 AM »
Helmets and harnesses lol
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #103 on: June 13, 2012, 06:42:00 AM »
Quote from: Pengi on June 12, 2012, 09:31:05 PM
Can Kevin do Hagrids voice, please?  :dancebanana:

LMAO YES!
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey - kinda curious on everyone's thoughts
« Reply #104 on: June 13, 2012, 08:12:42 AM »
Quote from: RokofAges75 on June 13, 2012, 06:42:00 AM
LMAO YES!

As your avvy points out, it'd be like

Kevin (as Hagrid): "Y..o..u..'..r..e.....a.. ...w..i..z..a. .r..d......H.. a..r..--"

Nick (as Harry): *zaps him with his wand, forever changing the rest of the entire series*
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