LMAO! This sounds really funny although I'm not sure if I'd fit in on this story because I don't think I really torture Nick (too much lol) in my stories. UMS just makes him out to be sort of a really confused jerk who is too proud to admit that he still has feelings for his ex, so he plays all kind of mind games to get around it lol.
Maybe Sexcapades? Chastity puts him through plenty of torture (LMAO spilling hot soup on his lap anyone?) Although he brings the torture among himself because he decides to take Chris and Bean up on their stupid bet anyway which involves him getting laid, so I guess he gets what he deserves lol