I'm sure I have many contenders, but my cheesiest story was probably one I wrote in 2000 called "Star Cross'd" (as in, "star cross'd lovers," like in Romeo & Juliet). It was a sequel to a story called "Cry of Despair," which was about Nick needing a liver transplant. The plot was this: Nick, recovering from his liver transplant, finds out he got the liver of Justin Timberlake, who was killed in a car accident. He later meets Justin's fictional stepsister, and they fall in love. I don't remember what happens in the middle, but in the end, they get into a car accident and are stranded out in the middle of nowhere for several days, injured and unable to leave the car to go for help. Nick, without his anti-rejection meds, rejects Justin Timberlake's liver and dies, at which point the girlfriend/stepsister kills herself, Romeo & Juliet style. I'm pretty sure it ended with an epilogue with them reuniting in Heaven, but somehow that got deleted from my site so I don't have it anymore.
Umm, yeah. I came up with all kinds of crazy shit like that back in the day LOL.