"Operation Carter, here I come."
---It's good to see Shay admitting that she wants somethings and fighting for it.


"DADDY! LOOK! I'M ROW-IN!"
J and I watched him fly past. He slammed into the wall, fell on his butt, and started to laugh.
"One-hundred percent Carter," AJ declared. I slapped his back.
"Damn straight. That's my boy."
---MY MAN! LOVE HIM!!!!


"Okay!" Jake looked up at AJ. "I like your neck picture."
"Do you want one?"
Jake looked excited. "Yeah!"
"Uh, J?"
J winked. He held up a temporary tattoo. I exhaled in relief.
Amazingly, I had a feeling a little time with a kiddo was going to be good therapy for J. I grabbed my keys.
"Be back soon!"
---Carter frozen up... imagine Mclean with a kid and tattoos...



"I'm expanding my horizons."
"What is this, your mid-life crisis? Are you just sampling the whole Gerard buffet? Have you screwed her mom too?"
The worst part about the whole thing was that Kevin didn't deny it. I blanched.
"You're disgusting."
----KEVIN MUST DIE!



"I didn't stand a chance because you couldn't stand the thought of her with me," Kev said coldly. "It's a shame, too. We were amazing together. You know, girls like that are great because they're so desperate for some dick they'll do anything. I knew it the minute I saw her walking through the parking lot. She was my perfect rebound."
---WHAT THE HELL?? CARTER KILL HIM!

OH LORD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH KEVIN? WHAT HAVE HAPPENED??? HE DID THE OLD LADY... I think HE is the one with an obsession here...
Oh Nick. FIGHT FOR YOUR FAM! GO! RUN, CARTER, RUN!
Okay... he must see things with Laur..
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh gosh I want them together so bad! goooo shay! kick ass!

GO NICK!!! And loving that Shay is on a mission to get Nick. Jake is right, Nick will take care of them.....although I don't know what possessed him to leave Jake with AJ LOL! Kevin is a dick, glad Nick beat his ass!!! WIN. Loved the updates, awesome job as always!

Author's Response: Jake and AJ is a really scary combination. LoL I'm pretty sure AJ was the only one that answered the phone. That's what happens when you're sober and wake up at a decent hour, haha

YAY!  Kev got what he deserved!   LOVE IT!

Aw! Jake is too cute! Kevin had a lot of nerve. Can't wait for more.

Kevin is an ass. Nick is sweet and tries to do right by Shay. Shay is awesome. I love that she is a real woman.

-- Stupid Kevin/Blake :(

--Woohoo! Go Shay! Kick him again!

--"He yanked his sandwich out and flapped the kitchen packets in the air."-- I assume you mean KETCHUP packets, not KITCHEN packets? lol

--Balloon boobies! Luvs it!

--"I'm real hung-ee," he said. He stepped back. "I didn't get lunch and the wormies in my tummy are going NUM NUM NUM!"

"Why do you have wormies in your tummy?" I asked. I couldn't help it; I friggin' loved the way his mind worked.

"Because they help me chew my food!" Jake explained.-- LMAO! I luvs Jakie!

--"A crazy lady with balloon boobies told mommy we had to go to the dungeon," Jake said.-- The dungeon!

--"Hey mommy?"

Jake was watching her in concern. He held out his hand. Shay smiled weakly and took it.

"What buddy?"

"It's going to be okay. Daddy's nice. He's gonna take care of us."

Jake smiled at me proudly. I couldn't help it; his wisdom hit home. I wrapped my hand over both Jake and Shay's.

"He's right," I said. "I'm going to take care of both of you."-- I luv my Nicky :)

Wow, how did I miss all these updates!!!

I really don't like Francie and I'm starting to think Kev might be a womanising bastard, grrrr.