Reviewer: No_Angel Signed
Date: 11/02/10
Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
Okay, so i know i haven't reviewed the last few chapters, but there was just SO much going on, I didn't know where to start. So I'm back now that things had calmed down (a little)
--"You were walking back to me and there was a guy that didn't let go of your hand," he said.-- OMG!!!! I ACTUALLY KNEW IT WAS HIM! I knew he'd be back!
--"He must have thought Christmas came early," Jasper said dryly. I gave him a look. He glanced back down at his cards.
"Got any threes?"-- I likey Jasper :) {But I am still Team Nate}
--If I didn't like guys so much, I would so be a lesbian. I understood the female mind way better than a males.-- hehehehehehehe
--"Who are you?" he asked me. I smiled.
"I'm your sister, silly."
He stomped his foot. "No. Who are you?"
I told him I was Ariel. That set off a chain reaction. He blurted out a comment about shells and boobs that made me blush.-- Landon is so f****n' cute :)
--And of course, Jasper picked that moment to join the group.
"She's the human Ariel, little dude," he said with a laugh.-- Nice save, Jas. I knew I liked you :)
--"Who's taking your brother trick-or-treating?" he asked.
"Noah's too old to trick-or-treat," I said in confusion. Jasper laughed. He reached for my wig. He lifted it up and pulled out a long strand of blonde. I didn't understand why.
"I meant your. little brother," he explained.
I flushed. Blonde moment. I got it now.-- hahaha, luv the blonde moments :)
--"I think I'll take him this year," I said. Jasper looked like he was going to slide his hands in his pockets...but he didn't have pockets.
"Want company?"
"I'd love some."-- Jasper is a very cool dude, and a great friend
--"I'm keeping an eye on you," I said. They snickered. Jasper gave them the death stare.
"Snicker again and see what happens," Jasper said. Brayden and Tristan looked at each other and then at me.
"Sorry," Tristan mumbled.-- Good job, Jas :)
--"Do you think they have dogbones for you Brenners?" Mason asked. Brenna looked up at him.
"I WANT CANDY!" she shouted.
"Dogs can't have candy," Mason replied with a smile. She looked horrified.
"BUT I'M A GIRL!"-- Brenna's so cute :)
--I wondered if he knew about the tape. That was going to plague my thoughts for a long time.-- unfortunately, yeah, it'll probably plague your thoughts for a very long time.
--"I'M GONNA BE A BEAR!" Landon announced. I looked down at him.
"What?"
"BEANER'S GONNA BE A FLOWER AND I'M GONNA BE A BEAR!"
I had been on the road awhile, but I didn't think I was that out of the loop. Mason just looked amused.
"Brenna's going to be the flower girl. We asked Landon if he wanted to be our ring bearer."-- hahahaha! Beaner... luv it :) This whole conversation cracked me up!!
--"You trust him with your wedding rings?" I asked increduously. Mason leaned over and lowered his voice.
"He's just going to carry plastic rings," he explained. I must have looked relieved. Jasper laughed.-- yeah, not sure I'd trust lil Landon to carry the actual rings :-|
--My scream could have shattered windows. I spun around and hit a wall. At least I thought it was a wall. Unfortunately, it was Jasper. We both crashed to the ground.-- ouchies
--"Don't worry! I'm a firefighter!" Landon squealed.-- Too cute!
--"You okay?" he said.
"Yeah. Are you?"
"I will be once you get up."
I didn't realize until I stood up that I had totally knee'd him in the crotch. He rolled over on all fours and spat on the ground.--- OoOoOoOoOoH... double ouchie :(
"I'm taking you two back," Mason said. That statement was met with rapid complaints. Mason seemed to ignore it all. It seemed like the older he got, the more he was turning into Uncle Kev. He grabbed both of them by the neck.-- Woohoo! Go Kev- I mean Mas :)
--What we saw when we got back was cringe-inducing. Of course, I heard it before I even saw it.
Dad and Uncle Bri were sitting in the grass in the middle of the graveyard. Dad's Kruger claws were drapped over Uncle Bri's fake bicep. They were swaying together singing a combination of the Popeye song and the Freddy Kruger taunt.-- well, sounds like someone(s) enjoying the holiday :)
--"Just ignore them!" mom called out as I hesitated on the sidewalk. "They're staying outside the rest of the night!"-- Go Livvy :)
"This guy. This guy right here," dad said. His metal scissors clanked together. "I knew we'd be related one day."-- :) we all knew you'd be related one day, sweetie... now lay down before you hurt yourself, or someone else :)
Jasper chuckled. "I fuckin' love your dad," he said.
"I FUCKIN' LOVE HIM TOO!" Landon said happily. He hugged Jasper's neck tighter. Mom looked like she was going to say something, but she just sighed.-- Guess now it must be said.... DON't REPEAT WHAT JASPER SAYS, LANDON :)
Author's Response: Landon stole the show if I may say so myself. I love that he called Brenna 'Beaner' haha. it's so random....and Jasper didn't take off running. That IS a good friend!
