Mary-Sue went to concert, met Nick, lived happily ever after.
^ A bopper story in 10 words. Why do they waste their time making them so long when the whole story is right here?
![Stick out tongue :P](https://absolutechaos.net/fictalk/Smileys/default/tongue0010.gif)
Here's another one...
Dumb squirrel scurried across street. Car swerved. Squirrel became roadkill.