Mary Sue: Hi, I'm [insert random name here] and today, I met this amazing group... the Backstreet Boys!
[insert random poster here] Oh, what the heck!
aka Nick and those other three... er... four...
Mary Sue: I have many numerous talents, including, but not limited to: A singing voice that rivals those of people who have spent years perfecting their craft, but I just pulled it out of nowhere... I act, dance, play any instrument you ask, even random ones, like the tuba! I love old people and puppies! I go to college and have tons of money!... Somehow... But my parents aren't rich... And I work a minimum wage job... I just happen to be the same age as Nick! And... Oh yeah, I paint too.
Nick: HOLY COW! I think I'm in love...
Kawaii Dee-chan: Why are you wearing a tie?
Nick: I'm sickeningly perfect, that's why.
Howie: Why aren't I in this comic?
Kawaii Dee-chan: Sorry, Howie, it's Nick the fans want, not you. And besides, you're in the randomly inserted poster.
Howie: But half my face is cut off...
Kawaii Dee-chan: But you're still there.
*Two weeks later*
Nick: I just married the woman of my dreams... And had three beautiful children!
Kawaii Dee-chan: What happened to your tie?
Nick: Continuity issues.
Kawaii Dee-chan: I'll say!
Kawaii Dee-chan: Do you have any concept of realistic time, Nick?
Nick: NOPE! I'm horribly OOC!
Fangirls: OMG this roxors!!!!!
Kawaii Dee-chan: And what the hell does that mean?
Fangirls: I luff you!!!
Nick: OMGz! This roxors! I luff my perfect wife that can't exist in any human reality!
Kawaii Dee-chan: I need to find a a new hobby...
The original images are located here: nicksgal on Deviant Art
