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LOL that was the best that I could come up with for the title...sorry guys (Hannah and Reb)

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Pinkie: *stops once at the cave then drops Brian*

Brian: *gets up dusting himself off* You know you could have done that more gently

Howard: *flies in and stops on a lightshade* Welcome to our home...

Pinkie: *turns on the light* Home sweet Home mon..

Brian: *stares around him seeing all the walls covered with Justin posters* *he spotted a large stereo and lying around it was cd's, picking a couple up he saw they were Nsync ones, singles and Justin's albums* Uh nice place guys...

Pinkie: *wore a proud smile* It's perfect here *then sat down with a thump* Oh Brian could you close them curtains mon, don't want no peepin toms

Brian: *looked confused at Pinkie then walked over closing the curtains* There you g... *he stopped talking as he saw Pinkie pulling out a box* uhh what you got there...it wouldn't be food would it?

Howard: *chuckled* No but you'll be wanting lots of food after having it

Pinkie: *pulled out a thin green stick that sorta looked like a smoke* You want some? *holding it up to Brian*

Brian: *looking nervous* Uh what is it?

Howard/Pinkie: *crack up laughing*

Pinkie: Ganja mon...weed, pot, mary jane, chronic, grass, reefer, hashish..etc *lights up the green stick*

Brian: *frowns* Now I've never done that before but isn't it supposed to be white...from what I've seen on movies?

Pinkie: *stares at Brian, smoke blowing out of his trunk towards Brian* Do you see any papers mon? We only got leaves out here...

Howard: *laughs and flies around the room* OOOOOHHHHMMMMMMM

Brian: *watches Howard while trying to blow away the smoke* Uh what's he doing?

Pinkie: *rolls his eyes* He stoned already...cause he small he don't need much....plus he likes communicating when stoned

Brian: Ohhhh

Pinkie: *presses the remote and Rock Your Body starts playing*

Brian: *cringes as the music plays and prays for the guys to hurry*

 

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AJ: *clutching the seat in front of him for dear life* Holy S*** dude!!! This is one crazy plane to fly in

Howie: *sitting looking out the window* Its ok...just be glad there's no storm

AJ: *eyes widen* Oh man...how the hell can he be so calm....he's the one who hates flying

Howie: *frowning he looked toward Nick* Hey your right...*leaning over he hit Nick's hand* Nick? Hey Nick?

Nick: *turning to Howie* I can hear my Howard butterfly again...

Howie: *rolling his eyes and played along* What's he say Nick?

Nick: *grins serenely* They're at home...Brian's there too...

AJ: Ask them what town they're in Nick?

Nick: *closes his eyes and relaxes, he lets out a high pitch fart* *peeking open one eye he chuckled* Sorry....they're at Chia

Howie: *rushes up to talk to the pilot (and to get away from the smell) and talks to him changing their route* Ok only 10 minutes to Chia airstrip he says

AJ: *pinches his nose looking from Nick to Howie who was sitting back down now* Why does Chia sound so familiar?

Howie: *frowned thinking*

Nick: *gasped* those Chia pet things..right?

AJ: *laughing outloud* Yeah but didn't Timberlake get called a Chia pet when he had the fro going on?

Howie/Nick: *crack up laughing*

10 minutes later.....

Nick: *looks around* OK so we're here *looks at sign* Sunny Meadows airstrip...yeah this is it

AJ: *stares at all the green folage* Wow....so green

Howie: *walks towards the rainforest* Come on we don't have long....it's gonna rain soon

AJ: Oh great...

Nick: Wait for me my beautiful butterfly *running after Howie*

*walking through the folage they called out for Brian, hoping he wasn't far from them*

AJ: *looks up spotting 2 monkeys* Hey it's the monkeys!

Howie: *turns around looking confused* What? Wrong group Jizzle, we're the Backstreet Boys

Nick: *giggles*

AJ: *stares at Howie* Your unbelievable you know...hanging around Nick too long..*shakes his head and points up* I was talking about those 2 monkeys

Howie: *looks up* Hey...it is monkeys

Nick: *starts humming Hey Hey we're the Monkees*

AJ/Howie: *stare at Nick*

Howie: Isn't that Brian's shirt?

Nick: *looks up* He's wearing Brian's pants too....he looks rather smashing though

Alfred: Thank you

Nick/AJ/Howie: *WTF look*

Nick: *steps closer to them* Uh did you just talk?

Cecil: Why yes he did

Nick: *jumps and hides behind Howie*

AJ: *rolls his eyes then puts on his own british accent* Sorry to bother you gentlemen...but we're looking for our friend...the one who used to own those clothes....have you seen him?

Alfred: *eyes light up with delight* By jingo...a fellow pom...yes we have

AJ: *grinning* Could you tell us where he may be?

Cecil: Certainly....he's through those trees *pointing the way* ...don't stop until you see a cave...when you get there call out I'm Justified...that's the password

Howie: *cocks an eyebrow* Uh... thank you

AJ: *takes off hat and bows* Cheers

Nick: *looks up at the monkeys* Bye *then runs after Howie*

Howie: *pushes through more shrubbery but struggles* Nick you go first...your bigger

Nick: *blushes* HOWIE!!! You shouldn't kiss and tell

AJ: *looks at Howie in shock* Do I even wanna know?

Howie: *bright red* Dammit Nick...it was one time and I didn't know you were changing....*cries out* That's not what I was meaning!

Nick: *whistles as he pushes through and stops* Can you hear something?

Howie: *quiet and listening*

AJ: *stops to listen* Isn't that....

Nick/Howie/AJ: Nah!

Nick: *pushes through and sniffs the air* Whoa what's burning?

Howie: *shrugs and looks at AJ who gasps loudly*

AJ: Dude....someone's smoking up out here *eyes wide*

Howie/Nick: *stares at AJ*

AJ: What? You know I did some before rehab... *then pushes past Nick following the smell*

Howie/Nick: *follow quickly behind him until they all hear music playing*

Howie: NO

AJ: FREAKIN'

Nick: WAY!!! 

AJ: Who the hell is playing Timberlake?

Nick: *hears what sounds like karaoke* Hey this way

Howie: *runs after Nick*

AJ: *calls out* Wait for us Nick...

Nick: *stops when he see's a cave in front of him* Guys I found it *jumps up and down excitedly*

Howie: Wow

AJ: Holy crap!

Nick: *opens his mouth and goes to yell but it gets covered*

AJ: *covering Nick's mouth* Wait...what are you doing? *then uncovered Nick's mouth*

Nick: Duh...the password

Howie: Ohh yeah...go Nick

Nick: *stands back up then yells* I'm Justified

Howie/AJ: *fall over laughing*

Nick: *glares down at them then see's something move*

*someone calls out* Nick?

Nick/Howie?AJ: BRIAN!!!

*voice calls out again* Come on in

AJ/Howie/Nick: *stare at one another then shrug walking inside*

Howie: *starts coughing as he walks in* Dude can you even see in here?

AJ: *groans* This is so gonna be a problem with my sobriety....I'll just wait over here near the curtain and get some fresh air

Nick: *giggles after taking a big gulp full of air* This smoke is making me hungry Howie

Howie: *sighs looking at Nick* Try not to breath too much then

Nick: *nods and holds his breath* *looking around he spots Brian sitting on the ground near a big pink elephant* Uh Howie....do you see a pink elephant?

Howie: *frowns* You're stoned not drunk Nick *then turns seeing Pinkie walking over* OK...pink elephant walking over to us...not drunk...but definitely stoned...hmmm *Cries and runs over to AJ*

Nick: *looks up at Pinkie* Uh Hi...do you talk like the monkeys do?

Pinkie: *looks at Brian then at Howard* MOOOOO!

Nick: *stumbles back with surprise* Ok...no talking...uh...dammit *gets emotional* I need my Howie...I need my beautiful butterfly here....he'd help me

Howie: *steps closer* Nick...it's ok I'm here

Nick: *grabs Howie* My beautiful butterfly....*big sniff* mmmm pansies

AJ: *scrunches up his nose at Nick and Howie*

Pinkie: *turns to Brian* I knew these 2 were gay...

Howie/Nick: *scream* ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!

Brian: *falls about cracking up laughing* Pinkie leave em alone

Howie: You...do...talk?

Pinkie: Of course mon....I was just kiddin ya

Nick: What the hell is going on here? Talking monkeys? Talking elephants? What next? Eddie Murphy really is Dr Doolittle!!!

Howard: *flies onto Pinkie's trunk* Actually Rex Harrison does it better...all Eddie Murphy does is makes weird ass sounds

Nick: *stares at Howard* Mythical one?

Howard: Yes Nick...took your time getting here

Nick: *blushes* We had some minor incidents

AJ: *Cracks up laughing* Yeah including you and a freakin' hairdryer

Howie: *Looks around* Yeah where is that?

Nick: *smiles sheepishly at Howie* I...might have...left it in the....cab

Howie: You so owe me a new one!
Brian: *wanders over* Hello? Isn't anyone gonna say hello to me? I've been stuck here...in the rain...fell in Pinkie's crap....had my clothes stolen....and Pinkie's gotten me stoned and made me listen to freakin' Love Stoned by Timberlake about 100 times *breaks down and cries*

Howie/AJ/Nick: *wide eyes then all group around hugging Brian*

Nick: We found you!!

AJ: Nice man...better than the frickin' loincloth!! *looking at Brian's leafy diaper type thing*

Howie: Good to see ya man...come on we gotta hurry or the pilot will leave without us

Brian: *jumps up shaking Pinkie's hand and waving goodbye to Howard and dragged the guys out running through the rainforest* I wanna get home ASAP!!!

Nick: But...but my mythical butterfly!!!

AJ: Shut up Nick...you still got Howie!

Howie: *glares at AJ as they keep running*

Nick: *stares giddily at Howie, racing after him through the folage*

Brian: *breaking through he spots the plane* Yippeee!!!!

*they race over and climb on board. The pilot starts up the engine and they take off*

Brian: *looks down and spots Pinkie, Howard, Alfred and Cecil all waving goodbye* As glad as I'm going home I'm gonna miss those guys...well maybe not Alfred and Cecil...stealin my clothes...*glares out the window*

AJ: *sits back and sighs* Dude I'm so tired...I can't wait to relax back at the hotel for a week

Howie: Agreed..we could all use it

Nick: *looks down and see's Kevin running after the plane waving his hands calling out* Bye bye Kevin *then giggles when Kevin tries to hold down the banana leaf covering his front as he runs*

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