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*Nick writes a letter to Kevin*

Kevin: *checks mailbox and sees he has mail from Nick, that came all the way from Zimbabwe. Goes into house, pulls out letter and reads* Dear Kevin, took a trip to Zimbabwe... AJ thought it was near Jamaica... Howie told him it was in South Africa... I called AJ a dildo... Howie found that information out from Wikipedia... anyway, I got you this one-of-a-kind authentic animal skin loincloth. Wear it with pride dude!! Love, Nick. *pulls out loincloth and puts it on* What do you know... Nick's got some taste afterall...

*Paparrazi catches a few pics of Kevin walking around in his house sporting the animal skin loincloth Nick sent him. Kevin's pictures explode worldwide because..yanno, nearly nekkid Backstreet Boy still makes news so they're popular everywhere, the fellas hear about it...but so do the Boys management team*

Executive #1: This is a good publicity idea.

Executive #2: A VERY good publicity idea.

Both Executives: Let's do it.

*The Boys are called in for a photoshoot and when they arrive they're directed to wardrobe.... Stylist holds up the loincloths*

Nick: (huge grin)

AJ/Howie/Brian: (shaking their heads)

Nick: *stares at Howie*

Howie: *glances at Nick and catches his stare; tries to cover himself up* Dude, what are you doing?

Nick: Nothing... you're just... a really pretty butterfly...

Howie: *groans* Nick, could you please NOT tell me this when we're standing here half naked, wearing nothing but a friggin' piece of animal skin loincloth?

Nick: (blank face) *looks down* I never thought of it that way. *turns red*

AJ: ....PREVIOUSLY WORN.. as in BY SOMEBODY ELSE...animal skin loin cloth no less.

Nick: (blank face)

Brian: *from dressing room* NO I'M NOT COMING OUT!!!

Stylist: BRIAN! Come OUT!

Brian: NO!!!

Nick: (blank face)

AJ: *satisfied that he's appropriately traumatized Nick sits down*

Howie: Um.. AJ...

AJ: *looks down & sees he's pulling a Britney* Crap! *jumps up*

Nick: (throwing up) YOU are NOT a pretty butterfly, Jay.

*Manager walks in with a stack of mail*
Manager: I've got mail for you Nick!!

Nick: *grabs mail from manager* It's from Kevin!!

AJ/Brian/Howie: *gathers around Nick to hear him read the letter out loud*

Nick: Dear Nick... thank you so much for having me in mind when you visited Zimbabwe. I am so proud of you for knowing your geography... and for calling AJ a dildo. I really appreciated the special gift from Zimbabwe, in fact, I'm wearing it right now as I write you this letter. I must say, it has indeed spiced up our (Kristin and I)... relationship. Again, thank you very much for this thoughtful gift Nick, and I really do hope you learned something new when you visited Zimbabwe. I would love to know the story behind buying me this loincloth. Love, Kevin.

AJ/Brian/Howie: (wide eyes!!)

Nick: (blank face)