Reviewer: MonkeyAbu Signed
Date: 05/17/08
Title: Chapter 1: His Holiness
Oh my...geez...wow...um...if I could stop laughing I think I might actually find the words to say. I don't understand how I hadn't read this before now, but I was actually surfing your profile for one of your other stories for a bit of inspiration for the current chappie of ITNC and I decided to click on this instead. Darn glad I did too! This was darn right freakin' hilarious. It was perfectly written and couldn't have been played out any better.
“The evilness of your ways is no longer wanted here. This is a holy place for the extreme gamers of the world. We will not stand your taunting. We will not let you block us from the victory of finishing our games! And God wants you gone!” Nick finally started to chant, closing his eyes as he summoned all the power of God and his ‘Bible Boy’ that he could withstand.
“Nick!” Brian laughed in sheer amusement. “What the Hell are you doing?!”
“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!”
“Nick!”
“SHUT UP! THIS IS WHAT THEY SAID ON THE EXORCISM!”
“The Exorcism?”
“IT WAS EVIL!”
“What was evil?”
“THIS IS EVIL!” Nick screamed, tossing more water against the hardcover of his game system. “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST FREAKING COMPELS YOU! YOU EVIL PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS TAKEN HOLD OF MY GAME SYSTEM AS IF IT WERE YOUR PRIZED SNICKER’S BAR!”
That right there couldn't have been any funnier. Freakin' genius you are Ana! I absolutely loved it! You should crank out the funny tales more often!
[Ashley]