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I love the lunchmeat comparison! It makes the death that much more hilariously gruesome! LOL
That last line...mwahahahahahahaha Nearly Headless Nick! I love it!
Thanks and I'm glad you liked it :)
OMG OH! The first time I read this, I was confused as to why they didn't know how he died, like, hello? Does no one see the arrow sticking out of his ear?! Haha now I see why they didn't know. Disappearing arrow to the brain for the win! Love it!
OMG YES! Pieces of Nick all over the Bahamas LMFAO I love it! Nice kill!
Also, I love that he licked every glass. lol
Ok, A. Way impressive writing it on your BlackBerry! and B. You are excellent at writing his death in a way that I can practically see the chandelier piercing his chest lol Nice work!
LMAO I love that all of these stories are still just as hilarious the second time around! Silly Nick! Just tan on the beach (you know, so we can see youuuu) and don't die :P I love that he tried every way possible to protect himself in the tanning booth, which is where I thought he'd kick the bucket, but ended up dying when he was leaving lol Awesome :)
Bwahahahahahahahaha Loved it! Silly Nick, Dead Nick.
Thanks! That's what he got for drunk driving, lol
Silly Kentucky cousins! If only they'd listened when he said something was wrong! Oh well, c'est la vie...er, or c'est la death lol Loved it!
Still amazing and gruesome! Love it! Poor Brian. I guess no one would think about drinking that much Red Bull after that lol
LMFAO Why does this make me laugh as hard as I did the first time I read it? Genius! I think the funniest part is just hearing Nick's voice in my head saying, "That's a big cat" all seriously. LOL Good thing no one's around at work!
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha I love that he was still stuck to the moose hours later!
Oh yeah. I know someone that died because she got stuck in an elevator. Although, her head didn't get chopped off, it was still sad...and that's enough Debbie Downer out of me! I love the last line the most :P
LOL I guess this means that Nick's dirty hygiene habits are actually keeping him alive, eh? Loved it..let's hope no crazy fans going to the cruise see this story and are inspired to follow Nick to the bathroom if he sneaks away without security. Be his bathroom guard, ROSEEEEE SAVE HIMMMMMMM lol
I don't know what makes me laugh more: the nonchalant way Brian asks if they should help Nick, since he's already getting eaten or the idea of Nick being ripped apart by hungry sharks. LOL Good job!
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After being killed so many times, enough is enough. Oh my God, Nick's back again...and this time, no fan is safe.
A spin off to the round robin 1000 Ways To Kill Nick Carter
Disclaimer - All fans killed are fictional or have given us the okay to kill them! :)
Whoo-hoo! *dances* Go Nick! Nick Kill! Go Nick! Nick Kill Kill Kill!
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