Aww you guys are super sweet! If you really are serious about editing for me, what I would love to do is send the manuscript to all of you. (Ideally online as a word doc) And if you would all track your changes, (which is super simple to do just a click of a button really) then I can merge all the changes together into one document and see all the changes that have been made. That way I can see what I'm constantly doing wrong, and of course, the more eyes I have looking at it the better.
So I would love, any and all of you forever if you really do want to read over it for me. (I'll still love you all if you don't too,) But if you're really up for it, PM me an e-mail to send the file to. And if you don't know how to set up tracking your changes, just ask.
I'll owe you one! (Though, I doubt you want me proofing anything for you, but I'd do what I can...)
Thank you, thank you, thank you in advance and if by some miracle it ever actually gets published I'll have to buy you all dinner!