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[Rose]

This popped in my head and I thought it'd be a funny topic LOL.

1.) If your name is Howie Dorough, change your name immediately! Because you're expendable, and that means you'll die. Or be trapped in a bathroom for the rest of your life. In fact...just run. Run as far as you can.

2.) Date Nick Carter - if you're a fictional girlfriend, chances are you'll survive. Why? Because Nick is important.

3.) Change your name to Nick Carter. Nick doesn't die (normally, in the case of some authors, you might not want to do this, as it'll guarantee your death).

4.) Never go camping. Camping usually means you'll end up kidnapped or killed.

5.) Tour busses are dangerous. Flying from city to city is expensive, but you might be safer!

6.) Never go near the wilderness. It never ends well. NEVER!

7.) If you leave the group (*eyes Kevin*) well, you're doomed.




Feel free to add LOL.

[rebellious_one]

Never trust Howard Dwayne Dorough. Somone, not mentioning any names Rose, knows that he can go a little psycho.

[FrickingKaos]

LMAO. I love this! These are amusing already.

[rebellious_one]

This popped in my head and I thought it'd be a funny topic LOL.

1.) If your name is Howie Dorough, change your name immediately! Because you're expendable, and that means you'll die. Or be trapped in a bathroom for the rest of your life. In fact...just run. Run as far as you can.

2.) Date Nick Carter - if you're a fictional girlfriend, chances are you'll survive. Why? Because Nick is important.

3.) Change your name to Nick Carter. Nick doesn't die (normally, in the case of some authors, you might not want to do this, as it'll guarantee your death).

4.) Never go camping. Camping usually means you'll end up kidnapped or killed.

5.) Tour busses are dangerous. Flying from city to city is expensive, but you might be safer!

6.) Never go near the wilderness. It never ends well. NEVER!

7.) If you leave the group (*eyes Kevin*) well, you're doomed.




Feel free to add LOL.

Actually, their planes are also known to go down quite frequent, so their best bet is to... just stay home and go nowhere.

[rebellious_one]

Get on Rose's good graces. She may just spare you........... .............. .............. .............. .......

Actually, no. NO BACKSTREET is safe with her.

[Rose]

Never trust Howard Dwayne Dorough. Somone, not mentioning any names Rose, knows that he can go a little psycho.

 

Don't trust the wives/girlfriends - you never know what they're planning.

Don't get too close to the fans, it's the psychotic ones who stalk and kill you.

Actually, their planes are also known to go down quite frequent, so their best bet is to... just stay home and go nowhere.

True but they usually survive plane crashes more than bus crashes LOL.

[FrickingKaos]

If you're anywhere with someone named nickolas gene carter, get the hell away! Death follows the boy.

[Rose]

Get on Rose's good graces. She may just spare you........... .............. .............. .............. .......

Actually, no. NO BACKSTREET is safe with her.

I'll have you know I haven't killed...*thinks* Kevin, Howie, or Brian yet!

[Rose]

If you value your limbs...don't go anywhere near Julie

[rebellious_one]

Become Brian's best friend. Jesus is his homeboy... he be down with G-O-D.

Kevin will always protect you. "No, baby, you'll be safe."

[FrickingKaos]

Nick's leg does make a nice planter *hums*

[Rose]

Never believe a thing AJ says. He's always wrong...always .

[FrickingKaos]

LMAO at Brian. Word. Jesus is his homeboy!

[Rose]

Boys, if you're told you're destined to save the world, humanity, etc. JUST SAY NO.

[FrickingKaos]

If Nick is being paranoid, chances are he is right. Yes there is something lurking.