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Fic Talk => General Discussion => Topic started by: Rose on October 26, 2011, 12:26:35 AM
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This popped in my head and I thought it'd be a funny topic LOL.
1.) If your name is Howie Dorough, change your name immediately! Because you're expendable, and that means you'll die. Or be trapped in a bathroom for the rest of your life. In fact...just run. Run as far as you can.
2.) Date Nick Carter - if you're a fictional girlfriend, chances are you'll survive. Why? Because Nick is important.
3.) Change your name to Nick Carter. Nick doesn't die (normally, in the case of some authors, you might not want to do this, as it'll guarantee your death).
4.) Never go camping. Camping usually means you'll end up kidnapped or killed.
5.) Tour busses are dangerous. Flying from city to city is expensive, but you might be safer!
6.) Never go near the wilderness. It never ends well. NEVER!
7.) If you leave the group (*eyes Kevin*) well, you're doomed.
Feel free to add LOL.
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Never trust Howard Dwayne Dorough. Somone, not mentioning any names Rose, knows that he can go a little psycho.
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LMAO. I love this! These are amusing already.
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This popped in my head and I thought it'd be a funny topic LOL.
1.) If your name is Howie Dorough, change your name immediately! Because you're expendable, and that means you'll die. Or be trapped in a bathroom for the rest of your life. In fact...just run. Run as far as you can.
2.) Date Nick Carter - if you're a fictional girlfriend, chances are you'll survive. Why? Because Nick is important.
3.) Change your name to Nick Carter. Nick doesn't die (normally, in the case of some authors, you might not want to do this, as it'll guarantee your death).
4.) Never go camping. Camping usually means you'll end up kidnapped or killed.
5.) Tour busses are dangerous. Flying from city to city is expensive, but you might be safer!
6.) Never go near the wilderness. It never ends well. NEVER!
7.) If you leave the group (*eyes Kevin*) well, you're doomed.
Feel free to add LOL.
Actually, their planes are also known to go down quite frequent, so their best bet is to... just stay home and go nowhere. ;)
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Get on Rose's good graces. She may just spare you........... .............. .............. .............. .......
Actually, no. NO BACKSTREET is safe with her. :P
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Never trust Howard Dwayne Dorough. Somone, not mentioning any names Rose, knows that he can go a little psycho.
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Don't trust the wives/girlfriends - you never know what they're planning.
Don't get too close to the fans, it's the psychotic ones who stalk and kill you.
Actually, their planes are also known to go down quite frequent, so their best bet is to... just stay home and go nowhere. ;)
True but they usually survive plane crashes more than bus crashes LOL.
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If you're anywhere with someone named nickolas gene carter, get the hell away! Death follows the boy.
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Get on Rose's good graces. She may just spare you........... .............. .............. .............. .......
Actually, no. NO BACKSTREET is safe with her. :P
I'll have you know I haven't killed...*thinks* Kevin, Howie, or Brian yet! :P
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If you value your limbs...don't go anywhere near Julie ;D
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Become Brian's best friend. Jesus is his homeboy... he be down with G-O-D.
Kevin will always protect you. "No, baby, you'll be safe."
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Nick's leg does make a nice planter *hums*
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Never believe a thing AJ says. He's always wrong...always .
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LMAO at Brian. Word. Jesus is his homeboy!
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Boys, if you're told you're destined to save the world, humanity, etc. JUST SAY NO.
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If Nick is being paranoid, chances are he is right. Yes there is something lurking.
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Brian, I'm sorry. People are always going to find a way to kill off Leighanne. But it's okay, just take Baylee (we leave him alone) and hide somewhere safe!
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If a Backstreet Boy says that they'll save you........... ...... well, you're fucked, because they run on Backstreet Time.
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Boys, if you go somewhere...an d things seem weird.. DO NOT TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT! Just go back the way you came, and pretend nothing happened.
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If you're a frustrated writer, join a clique. That's the only way you'll get reviews.
Hey, that's a tip on how to survive fanfics, right?! ;)
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Nick If your car gets a flat on a empty road, don't get out. Call AAA and stay the fuck inside.
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I'm starting something on twitter about fanfics. ;)
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LMAO. Win.
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Nick If your car gets a flat on a empty road, don't get out. Call AAA and stay the fuck inside.
But Nick's a mechanic. ;) :P
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Well, you will see what I am talking about when you read Figured You Out lol. Anyone who read that story will find that funny.
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Pair up with Kevin Richardson... he's fucking smart and has all the answers. Well, the boys always turn to him like he does.
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If you're a frustrated writer, join a clique. That's the only way you'll get reviews.
Hey, that's a tip on how to survive fanfics, right?! ;)
LMFAO nice.
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Pair up with Kevin Richardson... he's fucking smart and has all the answers. Well, the boys always turn to him like he does.
Kevin knows everything...
Nick knows nothing... LOL
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Kevin knows everything...
Nick knows nothing... LOL
Yes, Nick always knows nothing, lmfao!!!
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If you're a frustrated writer, join a clique. That's the only way you'll get reviews.
Hey, that's a tip on how to survive fanfics, right?! ;)
how can I join? LOL
These tips are so damn funny... Wish I could think of something to share...
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Aw poor Howie always getting neglected, LOL.
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I'm laughing at my desk, too funny. I'll see if I can think of any to contribute.
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LOL! Cute idea. I can't think of anything at the moment that hasn't been said although now i'll have to make it a goal of mine to kill off Baylee!
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This is so much fun!!! LMAO!
- If you want to be someone succesful OR with a lot of money, be sure to marry Howie Dorough. He may be the neglected one, but he'll always be the succesful Businessman.
- Be careful when you marry Nick Carter, there's always an unknown offspring that creatres havoc in his relationships.
- If You Want It To Be Good Girl, Get Yourself A Brian! Not Nick, nor AJ, Brian Littrell will always be the freak in bed.
- Be sure you get your PhD in Psychology before starting a relationship with AJ McLean, you'll need it!
LOL! :D
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If you value your limbs...don't go anywhere near Julie ;D
Nick's leg does make a nice planter *hums*
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Julie if you're an angel then Nick is a virgin lmao
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Nick is a virgin?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! ???
My whole life is a lie...
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- If you want to be someone succesful OR with a lot of money, be sure to marry Howie Dorough. He may be the neglected one, but he'll always be the succesful Businessman.
Nice!!!